2006-10-11 06:32:05 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
sprinkle ex lax chocolate on her ice cream
2006-10-11 06:34:33 · answer #1 · answered by jennifereccles_uk 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your other answerer's are spot on with laxative but as an ex professional chef I may be able to offer some advise on how to use it.
If you are a good cook make some profiteroles. If not buy some frozen ones filled with cream. Make a chocolate sauce as follows.
5 fluid ounces of double cream
5 fluid ounces of whipping cream
half an ounce of butter
three ounces of chocolate
tablespoon of dark rum
half teaspoon of vanilla
These are approximate measurements from memory, It's been a few years since I have made it, you may need to add a little more chocolate.
Bring to the boil and stir. Delicious
For the mother in laws portion add the following:-
Ex Lax (ten times the normal dose)
Farting powder (five times the normal dose)
And for extra ambiance, have under the table an aerosol can of s.h.i.t spray. S.h.i.t spray can be purchased from any good joke shop and smells awesomely disgusting.
At your end of the table have some scented pot pourri so you do not suffer to much.
Bon Appatite
2006-10-11 09:15:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was 16, I got a job as ships cook an a dirty coastal tanker, We were trying to come up with ways to stop the skipper from sailing as the next day was Christmas eve, and the merchant navy hotel in Swansea was open for it's first Christmas. We were all invited for a free meal. The old man was determined to sail,so the engineer said for me to get some ex-lax. He always had a mug of cocoa, made so thick you could stand the spoon up in it, before going to bed. So I put a whole packet in. It worked, late morning we missed the tide, and an ambulance had to take him away. We had our Christmas dinner, but I was sick with worry in case I'd killed him, he was OK but we had a new skipper boxing day. This was back in 1959.
They made me clean his cabin 'cause they told me they would hand me over.
So, don't use to much!!!!!!!
2006-10-11 07:51:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And why do that?
Mother in Law comes for dinner +
Mother in Law eats dinner +
Mother in Law develops the trots
= MOTHER IN LAW'S FOOD POISONED BY YOU!
Do the math, how bloody obvious it it that you would have tampered with her food or not cooked it properly?
Why poison her food? Petty revenge gets you nowhere. What next eh? A £5000 contract on her head? If she jars you that much then be strong and tell her that she ain't coming into YOUR HOUSE! Alternatively speak to her - tell her she is a ***** and why she is a ***** but YOU want to see past it and start again.
2006-10-12 00:17:48 · answer #4 · answered by electric/discotequer/robot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, this is your mother in law, what do you mean BITCHY! I won't need laxatives with your cooking, your no Jamie Oliver/Delia Smith are you!! My son/daughter could have done so much better,etc,etc.
2006-10-11 06:42:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi go for the liquid stuff, and use alot. make sure you give her the right soup though. If she complains about your cooking just say it cant of been the food as we are all fine. Nice idea, Thanks for the tip Hahahahaha
2006-10-11 09:52:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sainsbury sell a veggie based one in a tin
2006-10-14 22:33:28 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest an over the counter one. They are easy to find. Just make sure you put plenty in there.
2006-10-11 06:42:05 · answer #8 · answered by tell it like it is 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put extra salt in her food and no one elses,then watch with pleasure as she has to eat it.
2006-10-11 08:06:16 · answer #9 · answered by candyfloss 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She can never take your place. Or you, hers. Being nice to her will disarm her, and make her son love you all the more.
2006-10-11 07:13:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋