There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
2006-10-11 06:22:31 · 12 answers · asked by Cinds 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry, not that great by blonde joke standards. LOL "not all blonds are stupid" HaHa you misspelled blondes.
There were two blondes walking through the woods one day. After awhile, they came across some tracks. One said "Those are bear tracks", the other said "Those are deer tracks." They argued back and forth, "Bear tracks!!", "Deer tracks!!", "Bear tracks!!", "Deer tracks!!"......... They were hit by a train.
2006-10-11 06:24:53 · answer #1 · answered by vanman8u 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...try this one---
HOW BLONDE ARE YOU????????
1.) There is a busy street and an orphan is standing on one side of the road, and the orphan's parents are on the other.
How does he cross the road to get to his/her parents?
2.) There is a 1-story-house and everything in the house is green. The rug, the TV, the phone, the sink, the bathroom, the dog, the walls, everything. What color are the stairs?
3.) There are 3 pine trees. If the wind is blowing north, what way are the leaves blowing?
4.) How many word's make up Webster's Dictionary?
5.) A widow's husband is very ill, and she doesn't have enough money to pay the medical bills. What can she do?
6.) What do you put in a toaster?
7.) What do cows drink?
8.) If Cingular wireless called you and told you that you have been on your home phone for 24 hours and they want the money for the bill now, what would you do?
9.) You have 2 coins in your pocket that make up 35 cents. One of them isn't a quarter. What are the 2 coins?
10.) There are 3 words. One is angry. Another is hungry. What is the third word.
Answers
1.) Orphans don't have parents.
2.) It is a 1-story-house. There are no stairs.
3.) If you said Pine trees don't have leaves, guess again!
Pine trees have the type of leaves called needles,
4.) 2 words. 1- Webster's 2- Dictionary
5.) Widows don't have husbands.
6.) If you said toast, that what comes OUT of the toaster.
BREAD goes IN and then it comes OUT as toast.
7.) COWS (adults) drink water. Calves (babies)drink milk.
8.) Cingular wireless is a cell phone company.
Why would they care how long you talked on your home phone?
9.) A quarter and a dime. If one isn't a quarter, than the other has to be.
10.) The third word is what. When I said "what is the 3rd word", I was stating a fact as in the word 'what' is the 3rd word. Notice that I put no question mark at the end?
Scores--
0 missed...0% blonde
1 missed...10% blonde
2 missed...20% blonde
3 missed...30% blonde
4 missed...40% blonde
5 missed...50% blonde
6 missed...60% blonde
7 missed...70% blonde
8 missed...80% blonde
9 missed...90% blonde
10 missed...100% blonde
2006-10-11 06:30:36 · answer #2 · answered by jo-jo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im offended!
Two blondes are hikeing in the scottish countryside,they walk to the top of the hill to survey the landscape..one blonde say's "that is such a beautiful view of the forest!
And the second blonde says...
"what are
you talking about!?.. "What forest? all those damn trees are in the way!"
sx
2006-10-11 07:07:43 · answer #3 · answered by subway stu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 21:52:43 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahaahah good joke
but not all blondes r stupid
2006-10-11 06:27:56 · answer #5 · answered by nonni xxxxxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CUTE. thxs for the chuckle
2006-10-11 09:52:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a Goodie! LOL.
2006-10-12 14:40:54 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke lol
2006-10-11 08:43:45 · answer #8 · answered by kenny 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was pretty good.
2006-10-11 06:25:46 · answer #9 · answered by Me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not funny she coud have drowned..hee..hee...
2006-10-11 06:28:01 · answer #10 · answered by tallulaberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋