a flat chested woman goes shopping for a new bra.
she goes into several shops askin for a size 28 a, but has no luck.
she eventually finds a small lingerie shop run by an old deaf woman.
she asks her for a size 28a, the old lady asks the woman" what was that dear?"
the woman lifts up her top, "have you got anything for these?"
an oldie but still a goodie!!! x
the old lady looks at them and says " no dear, have you tried Clearasil?"
2006-10-11 06:06:57 · 29 answers · asked by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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>One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face.
Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class. The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board.
Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.
Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word.
Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words, "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"
2006-10-11 07:03:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
For a second there I thought the joke stopped at the girl flashing the old deaf lady!! It's funny though.
2006-10-11 13:23:29 · answer #2 · answered by mcnees79 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice Bro Nice
2006-10-11 13:08:54 · answer #3 · answered by bor_rabnud 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I beat that old ladies a** when she told me to use clearasil!
2006-10-11 13:10:04 · answer #4 · answered by lcplyr7 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Husband and wife arguing over household budget. She says "What do you mean you want £40 for the spare tyre on the car? we aren't going to use it" "So what" he replied "Do I complain when you buy a bra?"
2006-10-11 15:54:04 · answer #5 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Reminds me of a girl I once knew who was so flat-chested she had 'Front' tattooed on her chest.
2006-10-11 13:11:42 · answer #6 · answered by quatt47 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke.
2006-10-11 13:20:02 · answer #7 · answered by kepjr100 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-10-11 13:08:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-10-11 13:08:25 · answer #9 · answered by interested_party 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-11 13:11:07 · answer #10 · answered by Brandon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋