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I just want to protect my religious beliefs against evolution.

2006-10-11 05:51:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I just hope he has a good singing voice...I hate it when you're singing a rousing verse of "Rock of Ages" (we sing the Def Leppard version at my church) and the person next to you is tone deaf and singing at the top of their lungs...boy if I had a rock, I'd sure show them.

2006-10-11 09:54:39 · answer #1 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0 0

It won't work.

Interestingly, the History Channel had a recent show on apes and man. It appears some scientists found some Neanderthal DNA and compared it to human DNA. Guess what? No relationship whatsoever.

2006-10-11 05:55:46 · answer #2 · answered by ___ 3 · 0 0

you would be wanting a ton of money to efficiently combine him into society. i'd recommend you're taking him to Hollywood, and have a television instruct made appropriate to the approach. No, on 2d concept - take him to Boston. WGBH's "Nova" sequence would do a extra helpful pastime than something out of Hollywierd.

2016-12-16 05:59:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

BURIED ALIVE is the name of the book that will settle any argument that you have about this subject. The author's name is Jack Cuozzo who is an orthodontist who had an unusual opportunity to examine the heads in the Paris France musuem. Jack the author shows xrays of these heads and makes the conclusion the these were the humans that were buried during the flood who lived very long lives as spoken of in the bible. It would be worth the money to buy the book for less than $15. on Amazon

"For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;" Romans 3:23

"For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." Romans 6:23

"But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us." Romans 5:8

"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." John 3:16

"That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation." Romans 10:9-10

2006-10-11 05:55:40 · answer #4 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 2 1

You'll have some explaining to do when he looks at what's inside the church, turns to you asks: 'Hey, who hit the rewind button on the evolution machine?'

2006-10-12 00:12:08 · answer #5 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0 0

Don't forget the anti-perspirant. He hasn't had a shower in 10,000 years. On the other hand, you're just taking him to church. There are worst smelling things in there already.

2006-10-11 05:58:13 · answer #6 · answered by freebird 6 · 1 0

Leave the nice cavemen alone, your religious beliefs aren't evolving.

2006-10-11 05:59:33 · answer #7 · answered by ... 4 · 0 0

Dear Mr. Eye,

Yes. That would be the appropriate christian thing to do.

Yours in Christ,
Perry

2006-10-11 22:27:36 · answer #8 · answered by Perry N 4 · 0 0

To quote an answer I read under another heading...(and I don't know the name of the author, but thank you for this...)

"Fake question! Two free points!"

2006-10-11 05:56:49 · answer #9 · answered by LookInsideYourself 2 · 0 1

Yes.

2006-10-11 05:53:20 · answer #10 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 0 0

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