when i lay my head to sleep,
i pray for a man who is not a creep,
one who is handsome, smart and strong,
one whos k n o b is thick and long.
one who will screw me until my body is twitchin,
in the hall, the garden or kitchen.
i pray that this man will love me no-end and never attempt to s h a g my best friend.
then as i kneel and pray by my bed, i look at the w a n k e r you sent me instead xx
2006-10-11 05:27:11 · 18 answers · asked by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how would u know if the man is a man if u didn't go through a "wanker" or two? Don't worry there IS a perfect wanker out there for u. peace
2006-10-11 05:34:48 · answer #1 · answered by Francis Z 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute
2006-10-11 06:02:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Outstanding.
2006-10-11 06:03:35 · answer #3 · answered by adrianne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the best poem I have heard on yaho yet. You're a star, I like u heaps. You can stay. (Haylyn pats chicago on the head, well done).
2006-10-11 06:07:16 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2006-10-11 05:31:02 · answer #5 · answered by Desi & Dani's Mommy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha. I'm going to send that to my cousin by letter as she has a wanker who has shagged her best friend, It will give her a good laugh and maybe cheer her up as she has asked me if i know a man who isn't a creep. thanks a squillion..
2006-10-11 06:05:30 · answer #6 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pure Quality and sooo true!!!
Thumbs up for you girly! xxx
2006-10-11 09:42:54 · answer #7 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but i still think it's great.
2006-10-11 05:51:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow never heard this before...good one
2006-10-11 05:43:16 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE, very funny
2006-10-11 06:03:06 · answer #10 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋