Nancy Astor (to Winston Churchill):
"Sir, if I were your wife, I would put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill (in reply):
"Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it."
2006-10-11 05:12:12 · 14 answers · asked by angel.2u@home 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It is a good one.
2006-10-11 05:14:39 · answer #1 · answered by lene123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VEry old one. That has been around since Winston Churchill said it, and he died in the 60's.
2006-10-11 05:18:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2006-10-11 06:29:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
seen it before. but yes it was very witty by churchill.( its not exact wording(sorry) lady astor says "if i were your wife i should flavour your cofee with poison " or something like that; but that doesnt matter)
if you like such witty remarks read about disreali, oscar wilde or bernard shaw.
2006-10-11 05:28:28 · answer #4 · answered by I want to delete my answers account 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2006-10-11 06:04:07 · answer #5 · answered by Brittney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds pretty good i think
2006-10-11 05:14:45 · answer #6 · answered by Michael T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe...how cute....=) .... some coversation there... I tell you!!!
hahahaha....!!!
and "ramsmenon"... who cares... it was a cute joke.. PERIOD!!!
geez...where's your joke, huh?... )=(
2006-10-11 05:33:29 · answer #7 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
priceless!
2006-10-11 06:23:04 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe its awsome.
2006-10-11 05:56:05 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA, very funny.
2006-10-11 06:00:26 · answer #10 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋