1.In the time of the ancestors, a man was born to a virgin mother with no biological father being involved.
2.The same fatherless man called out to a friend called Lazarus who had been dead long enough to stink, and Lazarus promptly came to life.
3.The fatherless man himself came alive after being dead and buried three days
4.Forty days later, the fatherless man went up to the top of a hill and then disappeared bodily into the sky.
5.If you murmur thoughts privately in you head, the fatherless man and his ‘father’ (who is also himself) will hear you thoughts and may act upon them. He is simultaneously able to hear the thoughts of everybody else in the world.
6.If you do something bad or something good, the same fatherless man sees all, even if nobody else does. You may be rewarded or punished accordingly, including after your death.
7.The fatherless man’s virgin mother never died but ascended bodily into heaven.
8.Bread and wine, if blessed by a priest (who must have testicles)
2006-10-11
04:53:53
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8. continued...become the body and blood of the fatherless man.
2006-10-11
04:56:28 ·
update #1
Yes I do believe it EXCEPT for numbers 6, 7 and 8 but Jesus was not fatherless. He often talked about His FATHER.
The Bible has proved to be exactly what it says it is many times but even if God came to some of you in person, you would not believe. He has sent many signs to you but just as some want to see the miracles, God speaks in a still small voice most often.
If you do not believe the whispers of the LORD, you will not believe anything until you get to the judgment...then it will be too late.
IF you are man or woman enough to learn the truth...go to the 2nd link....
2006-10-11 05:01:16
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answered by Anonymous
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7.The fatherless man’s virgin mother never died but ascended bodily into heaven.
Mary was not a virgin her whole life, she had other children, and died like the rest of the humans on this world. No where in the bible does it say she went to heaven the same way as Jesus.
Jesus was not fatherless, the Lord is His father. Jesus, God and the Holy Spirit, is like mind body and soul. Therefore they are the trinity, and all the Lord.
2006-10-11 11:59:09
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answered by Anonymous
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Does it make sense that the universe came to existance- out of nowhere? Does it make sense for humans to live on this earth only to die? Does it make sense for people to waste what little time they have on things that are temporal, and not eternal?
There are lot of things I don't understand, but that doesn't mean anything in the grand schme of things. There is a God, He is all-powerful, and he is perfect in all His ways. Make sense to you? Maybe not. But it's the only real truth that matters.
2006-10-11 11:59:44
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answered by Crono 3
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I do believe all but 7 & 8.
It does take faith to believe that, even moreso when it's expressed the way you have expressed it.
If it's not for you, that's fine.
No, I guess it doesn't make sense per se, but I am a Christian.
2006-10-11 12:14:55
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answered by Char 7
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It makes perfect sense when you consider that the man with no human father had a heavenly Father, and was Himself GOD.
2006-10-11 12:00:17
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answered by PaulCyp 7
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Yes, quite amazing isn't it? It makes no sense whatsoever, yet they believe some book written by mankind during a time when they believe in dragons. Yet somehow it's supposed to be fact. Makes me laugh.
You know what believing blindly is called, right? A cult. Last I heard, cults are bad things.
2006-10-11 12:16:26
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm sorry that you can't believe in a God that is without limitation. If He created all that is, why couldn't He do the things on your list?
God loves us all. Once you've experienced Him in your life, you can't help but believe in His miracles. The way He changed my life is a miracle in itself. I'm sorry that you haven't experienced Him yet. I hope you seek Him out. He's seeking you.
2006-10-11 11:59:59
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answered by luvwinz 4
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Forget 7 and 8. That must be Catholic.
2006-10-11 12:57:45
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answered by ? 7
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why didnt u tell us your religion? And by the way, ever heard of Miracles u dumb ****?
(1)How else a small tadpole like sperm can fuse with an egg to form an idiot like you?
(2) How do you know how to use the internet~!
2006-10-11 11:58:35
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answered by Worryd 1
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Yes, as a devout Christian **ALL** of this makes sense!!!
BTW, He Wasn't "fatherless." God IS His Father!!!!
2006-10-11 11:58:30
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answered by clusium1971 7
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