I really want to insult her and berate her because she is so beautiful and so much cuter than me and all the guys love her. What is the best way to tell her off?
2006-10-11 04:45:36 · 19 answers · asked by FoxyFoxy, Kickass Drama Queen 5 in Pets ➔ Cats
Look for any tiny little flaw, like her stupid pointy ears, or her pathetic mewling voice, then focus all your anger on that! That'll teach the smug little b*tch!
2006-10-11 04:47:27 · answer #1 · answered by babyeddieuk 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋
You should be grateful that the guys are at least coming around to see your cat. Without her you might be very lonely and have no men around!!
Quit being so dang jealous over the cat and try doing some self esteem exercises. What's that saying??? "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful." Your cat wishes she could say that to you!
2006-10-11 05:01:15 · answer #2 · answered by msnite1969 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Unfortunately, there is no good way without receiving one or more of the following -
1) a 'present' on your favorite carpet
2) a nice warm (and wet) spot on your comfy chair
3) a thorough internal "inspection" of the arm of that brand new couch you couldn't really afford but bought anyway.
2006-10-11 04:54:42 · answer #3 · answered by Moxie1313 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2006-10-11 04:52:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hissing is always good, and batting them in the face with anything, like a cat toy. That really irks em.
2006-10-11 04:47:42 · answer #5 · answered by Kyleontheweb 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
get rid of it obviously u need help and its not a good home for the cat if your jealous of it ! omg why would u be jealous of a CAT let alone anything else be who you are not what u think people want you to be!
2006-10-11 04:49:34 · answer #6 · answered by lita 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny!!
For goodness sake people take the JOKE.
Tell her she's a female dog.
Keep calling her mouse breath.
Put her food behind her butt, then say opps sorry.
2006-10-11 05:30:09 · answer #7 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Try a water bottle. Fill it with water and spray the little snitch in the face. It's not only fun, but it's worth a try.
2006-10-11 04:49:41 · answer #8 · answered by giwsd 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Find a home where someone who appreciates her more than you do. You are just soooooooooooooo jealous.
2006-10-11 04:49:09 · answer #9 · answered by lollipoppett2005 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you think your cat really pays attention to you when you speak to it?
2006-10-11 04:46:53 · answer #10 · answered by kimmi_35 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're Dumb.....
I thought I could be of some genuine help to some poor lost soul struggling with a beloved kitty.
2006-10-11 04:53:15 · answer #11 · answered by Ragdoll Kitty 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋