i just placed an egg up my @rse and it has shattered how do i get the shell out as it is very painful, mayube if i sit on the oven ring and turn it on it will cook and gently slip out???
2006-10-11 04:30:42 · 25 answers · asked by fomut32 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
an egg?really?...hmmmm guess what's left is to shove a potato up your @ss, as mash potatoes goes well with eggs!
Bon apetite mate!
2006-10-11 10:40:05 · answer #1 · answered by Ghass 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I know that you're more than likely saying this for the shock value??? (I hope you are anyway)
But you would actually be suprised how very many people get things stuck up their bum's. Working in the medical field. You see all kinds of strange things and although it is rediculous... it is also very common.
If it is true... Go to an As*s Doctor immediately. You would be suprised at how they react, with a shrug and an occasional "here we go again."
When I used to work in Pharmacy, they used to have these really obviously idiotic direction stickers for the different kinds of medications and we actually used to have to put stickers that said "Do not swallow, for anal use only!" or For vaginal use only, Do not swallow." or Take orally, not for anal use."
I think someone should go around your house and label all of the things that are "For oral use only!"
2006-10-11 04:39:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
in the morning, y ou need to go and scratch around in some straw and then lay the egg. sit down on it for 28 days.
Remember to get up each day for a little exercise, food and water
Were you near a cockeral before hand ?
2006-10-11 04:38:47 · answer #3 · answered by Michael H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Colonic irrigation and fast... Look in the yellow pages for a 24 hour walk in treatment centre - this sounds like an emergency to me!
2006-10-11 04:44:06 · answer #4 · answered by Furball 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit in a hot tub, then it will b a hard boiled egg.
2006-10-11 04:38:40 · answer #5 · answered by Ben D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
simmer your @rse gently for 20 minutes on gas ring. Drink 250ml of semi skimmed milk and 1grm of nutmeg. hey presto- within 10 minutes your pants are full of scrambled egg,,,,,,,,,mmmmmmm lovely, 2 toast please
2006-10-11 04:43:33 · answer #6 · answered by musicman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use formut 32 that should do the trick! Shock tactics not on here.
2006-10-11 04:34:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat alot of foods that make you go. You will just have to crap it out. If that doesn't work you may need to see a doctor.
2006-10-11 04:35:36 · answer #8 · answered by my_iq_135 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop ARSING ABOUT son, or someone will cart you off to the NUT HOUSE Grow Up.
2006-10-11 04:38:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take a warm bath, then you will have a poached egg.
2006-10-11 04:33:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋