i think my dog is a f ***** because i caught him palying with my wife's high heels. we have all men and one women in my house and he keeps going after the high heels. is he gay???? how come he never wears or chews m boots and shoes??
2006-10-11 04:18:58 · 30 answers · asked by barnabus finkle 1 in Pets ➔ Dogs
since you probably NEVER have women around ... he isn't used to seeing the shoes
reconsider who's gay
2006-10-11 04:21:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this has to be the most idiotic question of the century.
there is something about the material or make of the high heels that feel good on his teeth, that feel good for him to chew. it's not that he's gay (because animals have no concept of being "gay" - their sexual concerns are only for getting their genes into the next generation, which can only be done through male-female intercourse), it's just that he likes the make of the high heeled shoes better than any other shoes. being gay is strictly human, and having an obsession with shoes or female-oriented things is a stereotype of human male homosexuality only.
2006-10-11 04:22:47 · answer #2 · answered by mighty_power7 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Believe it or not, the odor on your wife's shoes is probally more appealing to the dog than that of the boots and shoes the men wear. Your dog is not gay........ Just becuse he chews only womens shoes is not a sign of gayness.
2006-10-11 04:21:40 · answer #3 · answered by Dalmatian Rescue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Animals are controlled by using pheromones. he isn't the Richard Simmons of canines... he will not be working around in fishnet stocking listening to Erasure and show tunes each time quickly. Male canines hump different men to show dominance, your canines thinks he's an alpha male. he isn't gay, in actuality he's MACHO, he's confident he's the mega guy and can hump different male canines for relaxing. show him who's the actual guy and neuter is *** in the previous he starts off a combat by using humping yet another alpha male... Or worse, a girl and getting her prego... undesirable puppies are a undesirable element.
2016-11-27 21:34:27 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, chances are that the "heel" part of the shoe is a nice hard chewing device your dog prefers for his teeth.
2006-10-11 04:22:20 · answer #5 · answered by Shadow's Melon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it is a him then he is fine.
Cause you don't go after men do you? Why would a boy dog want to go after men and their shoes?
You go after the women in the women shoes don't you?
He is just wanting to get attention from the wife.
2006-10-11 04:29:59 · answer #6 · answered by jen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not worry, For some odd reason male dogs just do things like that? I had two MALE cockier spaniel's and the young one was always trying to hump the other older male! And only sometimes the older cockier spaniel would snap at the younger one...Go figure
2006-10-11 04:24:53 · answer #7 · answered by GUNSMITH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He probably likes the smell of your wife's shoes. I knew a female cat who always went for a female friend's shoes. probably because of the smell of another cat. No worries. Tis normal.
If he is gay, well, you can always teach him to sing like all the other cool drag queens out there! I bet he looks good in lipstick
:-D . Why do I see him in 'Pricilla, Queen of the Desert'?
2006-10-11 04:22:51 · answer #8 · answered by white_ravens_white_crows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man what tha hell is wrong with you? The dog is going for your wifes shoes your WIFE that means he likes her smell yes your WIFE that dog knows what's up do you I think you might be a lodown .
2006-10-11 04:23:14 · answer #9 · answered by n n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should be happy he doesnt chew on your shoes or boots, but usually when a dog chews only on 1 persons things and nobody elses its because the dog either doesnt like her or is mad at her.
2006-10-11 04:24:48 · answer #10 · answered by krisbohanon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this a serious question? Give him time he'll chew on your boots if given the chance. Maybe your wife's just smells better!
2006-10-11 04:20:53 · answer #11 · answered by Rea 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋