1) I broke off a door handle.
2) Leaked devloper fluid (photography) in the dark room.
3) Broke a mini table off a chair.
4) Spilt hot chocolate on the first floor.
5) On the libabry floor I spilt crisps, looked around to see if anyone saw and ran off. Later I returned to the scene of the crime and the crisps were crushed into the carpet.
6) Walked through a guys mopped foor.
7) Twice I flushed the toilet (someone else used it first) then it overflowed.
This was all accidently. I swear.
2006-10-11 04:13:36 · 15 answers · asked by Dreamer 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Welcome to the club.
Its many years ago since I attended horticultural college. We:
1] smashed windows -
2] wrecked tractors, and othe similar machinery -
3] ignited several gallons of petrol
4] made explosives from fertilisers ]terrorist eat your hearts out]
5] felled trees in the college grounds
6] forced open a drinks dispenser to gain refund
7] by passed the security measures on snack dispensers
the list could go on, we exacted a great deal of mischief during our 5 years attendance.
I wonder what the statute of limitations on this is?
2006-10-11 04:21:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've done some similar stuff-
Spilling acryllic paint all over an artroom floor (it was modern art!)
Leaving a tap on in a bathroom, then coming back to find it flooded.
Smashing three test tubes in a science session.
Dropping an entire box of pins all over the room during a textiles session, then having to spend an hour picking them up with a magnet.
Spilling paint and bleach down my uniform during a textiles lesson.
Dropped a cup of hot chocolate out of the window of the toilet.
I still feel guilty...
2006-10-11 10:29:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They wont hate you - I used to work in Students Union building as a cleaner and what you did was mild compaired to what I had to deal with. In the space of a term I had to clear several mens toilets where guys had rammed a plastic pint pot in the bend BEFORE taking a dump, cleared carrier bags of poos from the bar where they had competitions on who did the best poo, cleared pint glasses filled with vomit, was vomited on by a guy who couldnt hold his drink - the list just goes on. Oh happy memories heh ?
2006-10-11 04:25:24 · answer #3 · answered by starlet108 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't even live on campus and I could do better than that! Last semester I broke three pieces of glassware in one chemistry lab.
2006-10-11 07:21:20 · answer #4 · answered by Amy F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't care, what you just listed is job security for the cleaners. Without inconsiderate people like yourself, there would be less jobs for the college to fill.
2006-10-11 04:22:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it is not any wonder I therefore wonder why you had to ask the question ; I believe you were looking for hints for this year. Relative to 5 how can you accidentally run off?
2006-10-11 04:55:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're an accident waiting to happen, wear a bell let them know you're around
2006-10-11 04:22:25 · answer #7 · answered by braveheart321 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy the school cleaners a bottle of wine and don't spill it on the carpet
2006-10-11 04:19:08 · answer #8 · answered by lotta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy them a card to thank them for putting up with you - and sign it in someone else's name.
2006-10-11 06:35:55 · answer #9 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should at least look to double the list this year lol
2006-10-11 04:16:43 · answer #10 · answered by weizy_26 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋