I was in a pub last night and a really stroppy girl said '' Never trust anything that has Boll ocks...''
I said to her ''Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and does not die''... Sorry about that but it shut her up
2006-10-11 03:29:03 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I got one for ya, I was walking by a construction site when a big burly guy yelled out "Hey why don't you come and sit on my face" My response to him "Why? Is your nose bigger than your dick?" He had no response but his buddies sure laughed.
2006-10-11 03:34:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 0⤋
Did you think you made that sorry comment up? Saw that line on a bumper sticker & thought it was just as stupid then.
#1) I doubt the woman really said that to you.
#2) Sounds like you are having trouble accepting the biological functions of women, which by the way, without, you would not be here today.
#3) If she did stop talking to you, it was probably more from realization of what a complete idiot you are than from being in awe of whatever wit you believe you possess.
P.S. Just out of curiousity, do you find that pick-up line at all successful?
2006-10-11 05:11:33 · answer #2 · answered by julie j 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Read this joke:- It finally all makes sense.. I never looked at this way before: MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnocologist & when we have real trouble, its a HISterectomy - ever notice womens problems start with MEN? Some guy must have really hit her nerve, and she is right never trust a man, i should know i work with few
2006-10-11 03:38:30 · answer #3 · answered by Ruksana P 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
So Im assuming that women who take the pill and dont have periods are to be trusted? Hmmm, great philosophy mate, you'll go far!
2006-10-11 04:51:33 · answer #4 · answered by Mistress_T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why are you telling us do you want us to report you. Anyway, I'm sending my hate mail in 5...4....3...2....1
2006-10-11 04:23:22 · answer #5 · answered by Dreamer 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hadn't heard that bleed comment in forever-
I'm a girl and still think that's pretty funny stuff.
I hope you weren't planning on asking her out.
2006-10-11 03:41:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i don't understand what she said. i can't read that. but, as a woman, i think that's good advice. don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.... :)
2006-10-11 03:36:50 · answer #7 · answered by practicalwizard 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a lovely evening out...
2006-10-11 03:31:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's impossible for me to get mad over a comment that is SO old and overused. She probably felt you weren't worth the time either after that lame line. Thanks for the 2pts anyway.
2006-10-11 04:59:20 · answer #9 · answered by Tiacola Version 9.0 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a fair response to her comment to me. If she can't take it - dont give it out in the first place. Well done on a quick response :-)
2006-10-11 03:33:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋