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A well-stacked young secretary wears tight knit dresses that showed off her figure, especially when she walked. Her young, aggressive boss motioned her into his office one afternoon and closed the door. Pointing to her tightly covered derriere, he asked, "Is that for sale?" "Of course not!" she snapped angrily, blushing furiously. Unchanged, he replied quietly, "Then, I suggest you quit advertising it."
2006-10-11 03:20:25 · 23 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love em' as always! keep it up! Perfect 10!
2006-10-11 04:14:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 stars for #1 and 3 stars for #2.
2006-10-11 03:40:01 · answer #2 · answered by Boo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...humorous. 9 out of 11. How's this? a guy's boat capsizes in the process the sea. He washes up on a abandoned island with not something however the garments on his decrease back. He builds a small safeguard and unearths nutrition and water, yet he misses civilization extra with each and every passing day. mutually as strolling on the coastline sometime, he sees a eye-catching woman emerge from the sea donning a scuba tank and a wetsuit. She says, "you look such as you ought to use a smoke." She unzips a pocket on one arm of her wetsuit, pulls a Cuban cigar from interior, and hands it to the guy. the guy smokes slowly, and tells her that it is the ideal cigar that he has ever smoked. "How a pair of drink?" the girl asks. She unzips yet another pocket, reaches in, and pulls out a small flask. "this is a 17-12 months-previous, single malt scotch, elderly in oak," the girl tells him. the guy is only approximately beside himself with excitement as he sips the drink. the girl then starts off unzipping the front of her wetsuit. "prefer to play around?" she asks. "Damnnn!" the guy says. "you have a series of golfing golf equipment in there too?"
2016-10-19 05:02:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's not funny or what happened when he called me into his office! He cleared his desk with one swipe and layed me on top. Lifted my dress up, popped out my already irrect nipples and he jabbed me with his big hard c*ck and sucked so hard on my nipple I thought it would pop off.
Don't worry about his wife, she got on her hands and knees and cleaned me out! If you know what I mean!
So now you know what happened in that room. But hey in time everything gets old, soI am looking for a new boss... any takers?
2006-10-11 03:33:33 · answer #4 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! The first one I would give a 7 and the sencond one was really great, it's a 9.
2006-10-11 04:00:36 · answer #5 · answered by mystri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um... the first one was pretty dumb.
And the second one you could basically figure out what was going to happen half-way-through.
but they were still pretty funny, i'll give ya that!
2006-10-11 03:59:48 · answer #6 · answered by Jason The Great 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one is funny. The second one is a riot!! I think I will use that "is that for sale" thing when my daughter is a teenager and wants to wear slutty clothes!! LOL.
2006-10-11 03:30:57 · answer #7 · answered by mcnees79 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
8 and 10. Good ones. LOL.
2006-10-12 14:53:40 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Those were funny....Thanks for the laugh!
2006-10-11 03:27:46 · answer #9 · answered by ~♥~Piglet~♥~ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't like the first one, the second one is good.
2006-10-11 03:23:43 · answer #10 · answered by lizzylubinski 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋