A bus full of senior gamblers was driving down the freeway, returning from two days in Las Vegas. A lady passenger comes forward and complains to the driver that some male creep had crawled along the floor and fondled herunder her dress. The driver tells her he'll stop as soon as the opportunity presents itself.
As the driver was searching for a good spot to pull over, another female passenger comes forward, complaining of being fondled, too. To the driver's mind, this constitutes an emergency, so he immediately pulls over onto the shoulder and brings the bus to a screeching halt. He proceeds to go back to find the culprit and spies this little baldheaded guy crawling on all fours along the floor of the bus. He confronts the guy and asks him what he's doing on the floor.
"Well," replies the little fellow, "I lost my toupee a few miles back and I thought I'd found it twice until I realized mine's parted on the side."
2006-10-11 03:04:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG! Too funny.
Why do I have to be one of those people that gets pictures in their head as they read??? That is one file, I'd like to delete out of my mental catalog.
2006-10-11 03:12:27 · answer #1 · answered by Tara S 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!
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2006-10-11 03:57:47 · answer #2 · answered by Adam H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Very funny
2006-10-11 03:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by sunnysidedown 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-11 23:29:11 · answer #4 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YOW! That is soooooooooooooooo bad
2006-10-11 03:06:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe>>>>>funny joke>>>hehehehe
2006-10-11 03:19:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
very funny
2006-10-11 03:17:39 · answer #7 · answered by keddy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hilarious! almost chocked on my drink. hehe.
2006-10-11 05:44:26 · answer #8 · answered by aiLy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha lmao another good one!!!! =]
2006-10-11 03:09:18 · answer #9 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious! keep them coming!
2006-10-11 03:14:29 · answer #10 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋