An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the
last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making
several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was
another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was
embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the
bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by
the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and
swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off him
and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
sheets,a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had
watchedthe whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down, replied: "I'm not sure but I think I just
beat the **** out of a ghost". Happy Halloween!
2006-10-11 02:59:33 · 16 answers · asked by hlpz76 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one
2006-10-11 03:19:46 · answer #1 · answered by keddy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That one was so funny that I couldn't cantain my laughter at the library. I had to cover my face, so i wouldn't be so loud and get kick out.
2006-10-11 10:32:58 · answer #2 · answered by cobo6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha nice one good start for halloween ty =D
2006-10-11 10:02:27 · answer #3 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good halloween joke>>>>thanks for the laugh>>>>hehehehe
2006-10-11 10:22:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty gud Lol
2006-10-11 10:09:22 · answer #5 · answered by sunnysidedown 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the ghost had shi* himself in the process lol
2006-10-11 10:26:51 · answer #6 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh wow. that made me laugh incredibly hard. =] great joke!
2006-10-11 10:03:13 · answer #7 · answered by missie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-11 13:08:59 · answer #8 · answered by angiebaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was so awesomely funny!!!
2006-10-11 10:02:48 · answer #9 · answered by Ong N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
2006-10-11 10:16:05 · answer #10 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋