“Silence in court. The suspect will now state her side of the story”
The old lady begins,
"Your honor, I’m 86 years old. So there I was, sitting on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a handsome young man came strolling up on the porch and sat beside me. He started to rub my thigh oooh!, and it felt good, Your Honor. So I didn't stop him, and he began to rub my old breasts ooooh, Your Honor. Why, Your Honor, I hadn't felt that good in years! So I just spreaded my old legs and said to him, "TAKE ME, you gorgeous handsome young man, TAKE ME!!" That's when he Yelled, "April Fooooool!" and that's when I shot the Son of aBitch!"
2006-10-11 02:28:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Last one tonight.
C U 2morrow!
2006-10-11 02:30:15 · update #1
not bad.....
2006-10-11 03:17:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>very good>>>>cannot control my laugh>>>best joke of the day. LMAO
2006-10-11 03:38:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha! Funny! I would have grabbed his balls until they were blue but not shot him. But still funny!
2006-10-11 02:32:01 · answer #3 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-10-11 02:30:09 · answer #4 · answered by JaMoke 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one
2006-10-11 05:43:14 · answer #5 · answered by lovehavingfaith 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one have a good day
2006-10-11 02:32:54 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha.....2 guuudd!!!...u rock neo!!!!...thumbs up 2 u again!!
2006-10-11 23:26:36 · answer #7 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You deserve to be president, honestly. that was funnilocious!
2006-10-11 02:38:50 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
classic u rule!
2006-10-11 02:46:16 · answer #9 · answered by thevillagefolk 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha xD nice one!!!! =)
2006-10-11 02:30:31 · answer #10 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahahkz. never heard this one before... good one! =)
2006-10-11 05:51:25 · answer #11 · answered by aiLy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋