After 40 years as a gynaecologist and having enough money, John decided to retire and take up his real love, auto mechanics. He enrolled in auto mechanics school, and studied hard. The day of final exam came and John worried if he would be able to complete the test with the same proficiency as his younger classmates. Most of the students completed their exam in two hours. But John, took the entire four hours allotted. The following day, John was delighted and surprised to see a score of 150% for his exam. He asked his professor "I never dreamed I could do this well, how did I earn a score of 150%?" The professor replied, "I gave you 50% for perfectly disassembling the car engine, awarded another 50% for perfectly reassembling the engine. I gave you an additional 50% for having done all of it through the muffler."
2006-10-11 02:05:52 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aaaww!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
2006-10-12 14:59:50 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-10-11 06:03:15 · answer #2 · answered by angiebaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. It is good I liked it!
2006-10-11 02:21:19 · answer #3 · answered by Casey W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-11 02:21:52 · answer #4 · answered by abc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-11 02:24:59 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
microsurgergy experience. how much it will be the fee???
2006-10-11 02:29:34 · answer #6 · answered by john a 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh, i just love this one!
2006-10-11 02:08:19 · answer #7 · answered by doe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-11 02:28:05 · answer #8 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's great! made me smile!
2006-10-11 02:26:17 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it!
2006-10-11 02:33:40 · answer #10 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋