Airline Banter
The following are some real examples of airline banter that have been heard or reported by passengers or air crew members.
1. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan National Airport, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
2. Heard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach, the captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the flight attendent said, "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Amarilla. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the captain taxis what's left f our airplane to the gate!"
3. A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercome, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax ... OH, MY GOD!" Silence followed and, after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercome and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was taling to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in the back yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"
2006-10-11 02:03:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good but i thought the last one was distatefull-thanks david in Jesus amazing grace
2006-10-13 07:50:47 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the third one! Did you hear about the pilot who was going home by air when the stewardess mentioned the name of the pilot to him and he said "I know him, We were at training school together! I'll go up and have a word with him after we take off" So after take-off he went up front and opened the cockpit door and greeted his old friend, whereupon two security men jumped him. Why??
Well, he said "Hi Jack!"
2006-10-11 09:45:25 · answer #2 · answered by survivor 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-10-14 23:16:30 · answer #3 · answered by Knight H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup, the third one made me laugh out loud.
2006-10-11 10:54:58 · answer #4 · answered by mcnees79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
number 3 rules!
2006-10-11 09:45:22 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha yea the thirds the best one!!! =P
2006-10-11 09:10:35 · answer #6 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
third one is the best!
i never knew flying could be very entertaining!
2006-10-11 09:18:28 · answer #7 · answered by e o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i like the third one
2006-10-11 09:07:12 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! Where do you come up with these? Hahahahaha!
2006-10-11 09:37:29 · answer #9 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Funny! LOL.
2006-10-12 22:01:43 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋