the Titanic hit the iceberg, and was listing over.People were running in all directions, and a man on reaching the deck, saw all the mayhem and thaught he would make his way down to the bar for a last drink. The bar tender was still at his post, so the man asked for a pint of bitter.The barman returned with two pints, and the man said "I only ordered one" to which the barman replied "but it's happy hour sir"
2006-10-11 01:53:01 · 16 answers · asked by brillo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GOOD ONE!! MADE ME SMILE AND I WILL TELL IT TO OTHERS!!! THANKS
2006-10-11 02:03:36 · answer #1 · answered by Amanda Leigh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's my kind of luck.Two for one beer and the ship is sinking.
2006-10-11 08:56:08 · answer #2 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah! you just missed out a "T" in the question!
2006-10-11 08:55:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry mate, your humours sinking fast! kudos for trying though!
2006-10-11 09:03:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gerard m says your humour is stinking but i liked it....lol
2006-10-11 08:57:34 · answer #5 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its sinking like ur joke!
2006-10-11 09:58:17 · answer #6 · answered by sprangmoo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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very funny
2006-10-11 08:59:19 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooo. tuk a while to get it. its gd. funny. lol
2006-10-11 16:22:51 · answer #8 · answered by sugarpie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that bad
2006-10-11 09:00:32 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't quit your day job
2006-10-11 08:54:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so so, but made me smile at least :)
2006-10-11 10:17:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋