A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor asked her the usual questions and then asked her to go behind the screen and remove her clothes.
She was a bit shocked, but went ahead anyway. When she was undressed he asked her to stand on her hands facing a full length mirror. The young woman was even more shocked, but she thought that if It solved her problem she had better do what the doctor said.
As soon as she was in position the doctor asked her to open her legs and when she did, he put his head between them and rested his chin right on her private parts. After a few moments and some very positive 'Mmm yes, yes' type noises the doctor instructed her to get dressed again.
After she had, the doctor sat her down and informed her that the main cause of her problem was just that she was drinking far too much liquid before going to bed.
"So what did the exercise in front of the mirror tell you?"
"Well," he replied, "my wife is right, a beard would suit me"
2006-10-11 01:48:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hohoho... good 1...
2006-10-11 03:18:13 · answer #1 · answered by JT 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Neo, youare unstoppable today>>>>> hehehehe
2006-10-11 03:41:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha a physical beard matching test
2006-10-11 01:50:22 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha funny thanx 4 da points!
2006-10-11 03:38:08 · answer #4 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
so you mean to say that the doctor's wife wanted her husband to have a beard like the private parts of a girl?????//!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-11 02:10:48 · answer #5 · answered by Shiny 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the beard part is funny
2006-10-11 01:56:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Man, you really should stop posting 50-year old jokes.
2006-10-11 01:50:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hi ok vary funny but i missed the question:)
2006-10-11 02:36:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohmagosh that was wicked crazy.
2006-10-11 01:54:25 · answer #9 · answered by Maria S 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sort of funny, I suppose.
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2006-10-11 01:49:50 · answer #10 · answered by GoogleRules 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i hate beards
2006-10-11 03:08:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋