2006-10-11 01:33:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two peanuts walk into a bar - One was a salted
2006-10-11 01:38:42 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Kazbaz ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two optomertrist walk into a bar
= you would have thought one of them should have seen it
Do logs ever say to one another " i slept like a human"?
What do cats and dogs say when its raining heavy?
One we have in the office at work
- All customers satisfied, all employees happy, all targets met, all pigs fed and ready to fly.
2006-10-11 08:47:42 · answer #2 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Margaret Dumont: I welcome you with open arms.
Groucho Marx: How late do you stay open?
Margaret Dumont: This is a gala day for you.
Grouch Marx: Well, a gal a day is enough for any man.
Grouch Marx: Is your husband dead? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.
Margaret Dumont: My husband left me his entire fortune.
Groucho Marx: Is that so? Can't you see what I'm trying to say? I love you!
2006-10-11 08:37:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sven Goran Eriksson is a good football manager
2006-10-11 08:36:16 · answer #4 · answered by mpr7274 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man came around and said he was collecting for the local swimming pool, so i gave him a bucket of water.
2006-10-11 12:42:18 · answer #5 · answered by gizmo-570 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Constipation is the thief of time,but diarrhoea waits for no man.
If diarrhoea only runs down one leg,is it called monorrhoea?
Diarrhoea is hereditary.It runs in your jeans.
Ok so they are all sh-t jokes!!!
2006-10-11 09:13:18 · answer #6 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blonde and a brunette are walking down a street and the brunette said "oh look at the dead bird over there!" and the blonde looks up and says "where?"
2006-10-11 09:03:19 · answer #7 · answered by chic118118 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walked into a bar..Ouch
2006-10-11 08:36:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
q: how do you drowned a blonde??
a: put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a .pool
2006-10-11 13:17:16 · answer #9 · answered by angiebaby 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nipples are below the boobs.
small baby said:what will u mix fr ur milk.itz sooo sweet.
2006-10-11 08:52:19 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋