A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range. "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.
The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!"
2006-10-11 01:09:18 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Try my other one too
'Fish Tales'
But its a bit long, sorry!
2006-10-11 01:34:20 · update #1
hahahahahahahahhaa...another gr8 one frm da master...thumbs up...
2006-10-11 23:22:03 · answer #1 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gr 8 joke
2006-10-11 01:24:35 · answer #2 · answered by viren k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's outrageous! LOL.LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2006-10-12 15:06:16 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is a gud one but its aslo rude.
I dont think that u should write such jokes on yahoo u know!
anyways ...whats ur name????:)
2006-10-11 01:25:22 · answer #4 · answered by ĢrØOvY ČĦ!CҜ!!! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why didn't he just kill the midget?
2006-10-11 01:41:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha nice one
2006-10-11 01:20:58 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-11 02:50:49 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny
2006-10-11 01:12:13 · answer #8 · answered by ♪♫stephanie♫♪ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2006-10-11 01:28:46 · answer #9 · answered by ♡♡Gneaseach♡♡ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol dats funny
2006-10-11 01:15:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋