soem guys acting cocky, bout his joke so which is betta?
gran and grandad sitting down to breakfast ,
gran says do you know ....my nipples are as hot 4 you 2day as they were 50 yrs ago.
grandad says "of course they are
ones in coffee ,the others in your porridge
or?
There was a man that was sitting in a recliner on the 1st floor of his house. It started to flood. 1 hour later a boat came and said "c'mon get in!" The man said "no, I have faith in God...he'll save me!", so the boat left.2 hours later he was forced to move to the 2nd floor. Another rescue boat came and said "c'mon get in". Again the man said "no, I have faith in God...he'll save me!" 3 hours later he was forced to move up on the roof. A helicopter came and said "c'mon get in". Again the man said "no, I have faith in God...he'll save me." 4 hours later he died and went to heaven and he asked St. Peter why God didn't save him. St. Peter said "He tried! He sent you 2 rescue boats and a helicopter!!!!"
2006-10-11 00:54:33 · 15 answers · asked by som1 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think both are hilarious!
2006-10-11 01:25:17 · answer #1 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
number 1
2006-10-11 08:05:30 · answer #2 · answered by Raisin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joke number 1 is the best.
2006-10-11 08:42:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
joke number 1
2006-10-11 08:00:54 · answer #4 · answered by sky l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm holding out for joke number 3.
2006-10-11 07:57:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like joke 1
2006-10-11 07:59:03 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Number 1. LOL.
2006-10-12 22:07:29 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second one.
2006-10-11 08:11:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its gotta be joke number 1
2006-10-11 07:59:11 · answer #9 · answered by Yusuf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
will go with #1
2006-10-11 08:22:05 · answer #10 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one made me titter, and the srcond one, was on a couple of days ago.
2006-10-11 08:19:56 · answer #11 · answered by brillo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋