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one keeps flying into my head buzzing loudly. they're so arrogant. dont they realise that i can end their sad little lives with one poof of fly spray? yes, buzz at that, fool.

2006-10-11 00:35:49 · 21 answers · asked by monkeynuts 5 in Society & Culture Etiquette

21 answers

I agree, this is what comes of a lack of breading, your probablygot a working class fly, uneducated, its the north south and fly devide that does it. All flies should attend Oxford or yale.
they are bound to have a better class of fly.H owever there is an upside, if your fly was smarter than you would they not embaras
you at the dinner table and pub quizes. I remember a sosage doing that to me once , now i only eat thick sosages.

2006-10-11 01:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by trucker 5 · 1 1

They're not just rude, but completely insane!

They're arrogant because they expect us to get out of their way when they fly towards us. They're obsessive-compulsive because they keep trying. "Bzzzz damn, a head! Bzzzz, damn, the head is still there! Bzzzz, ouch! This is starting to hurt. I better try a few more times though, maybe this idiot will get the message that he's in my way. Bzzzz..." They're total anarchists too. You tell them to get the hell out of your house and they'll make an effort to annoy you even more and start flying around your head. You can almost hear them laughing, don't you?

2006-10-11 02:04:34 · answer #2 · answered by undir 7 · 1 0

It takes all kinds yet regrettably those that are extra possibly to be impolite and offensive are uaually the main vocal (or subsequently maximum possibly to write impolite solutions) on the different hand people who're nicer will very generally only answer your question or some cases purely study it a and hence won't stand out on your recommendations.

2016-10-19 04:53:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sorry your having fly trouble today. Sounds like you poof-ed him already with the spray. Now you can concentrate on something worth talking about. Have a great day.

2006-10-11 00:44:22 · answer #4 · answered by purrfectsandcastle 3 · 0 1

I blame the parents. I tried to get an ASBO one one particular fly family who plagued my kitchen, fortunately they moved to 3 doors down where there is a plentiful supply of dog poo.

2006-10-11 00:42:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You want to live here in Catalunya these flys have attitude they land on your mouth ears etc etc and when you swat them they go right back to same place horrible.and we also have ones that actually bite as well so they are really uncomfortable

2006-10-11 00:50:01 · answer #6 · answered by tonyinspain 5 · 1 0

The have a complex.

You'd be just as rude if you had to avoid spiders and eat **** for breakfast, dinner and tea or is that Brunch Lunch and Dinner

2006-10-11 00:41:08 · answer #7 · answered by Powerpuffgeezer 5 · 2 0

Agree, I have a pesky one that keep flying onto my computer screen and when the light shines on its eyes its really evil looking, gonna swat it really hard and kill it dead this instant, got-ya, yippee its dead the mad fool.

2006-10-11 03:55:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

May be it doesn't like you, swat it or give it a squirt. Or hang up a fly paper, it can't keep bumping into you if it's stuck on that.

2006-10-11 00:57:40 · answer #9 · answered by colin.christie 3 · 1 0

Flies are dirty creatures. You shouldn't think twice about swatting/spraying them if they are in your house. Actually I take great pleasure in swatting them and it's me whose buzzing when I splat the dirty thing!

2006-10-11 00:45:10 · answer #10 · answered by koolkatt 4 · 2 0

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