There was a man that was sitting in a recliner on the 1st floor of his house. It started to flood. 1 hour later a boat came and said "c'mon get in!" The man said "no, I have faith in God...he'll save me!", so the boat left.2 hours later he was forced to move to the 2nd floor. Another rescue boat came and said "c'mon get in". Again the man said "no, I have faith in God...he'll save me!" 3 hours later he was forced to move up on the roof. A helicopter came and said "c'mon get in". Again the man said "no, I have faith in God...he'll save me." 4 hours later he died and went to heaven and he asked St. Peter why God didn't save him. St. Peter said "He tried! He sent you 2 rescue boats and a helicopter!!!!"
2006-10-10 23:23:04 · 28 answers · asked by som1 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not bad. I chuckled, but its wasn't worthy of a big belly laugh.
2006-10-10 23:25:10 · answer #1 · answered by Emma W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have the version of this in my language (Serbian). And It's the same joke, word to word. Only, it sounds better in English.
2006-10-11 07:57:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i have to say it is pretty funny its not really a joke but more of a ummm fayble if thats how u say it but nice
2006-10-11 06:28:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it 1000 times, its nothing special sorry.
2006-10-11 06:25:42 · answer #4 · answered by london lady 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'ev heard it to many times.
more like a story with a moral, and not a joke.
2006-10-11 06:34:17 · answer #5 · answered by dough4891 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've heard it before but i've always liked it
2006-10-11 06:26:28 · answer #6 · answered by Nursen' 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good
2006-10-11 06:25:55 · answer #7 · answered by mike_guy24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha not what was that well i no what it was not funny but come on like you need help
2006-10-11 06:25:56 · answer #8 · answered by Blonde_o2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not as good as mine i posted the other day sorry
2006-10-11 07:41:28 · answer #9 · answered by locko550 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an old joke
2006-10-11 07:19:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋