Who or What you consider to be a GOD?

Question

A confused nine-year-old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or
female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,” Well God is both male and
female."

This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"

"Well, God is both black and white."

This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"

At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless,

"Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly
asks...

"Is God Michael Jackson?"

Answer 1

Didn't you post this already?

Answer 2

Before I became an atheist, my vision of God was the mainstream vision of an old white Santa Clause looking dude with white robes.

Answer 3

You got it half right cause Michael Jackson is a GOD!!

♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥

Answer 4

As funny this is, it is offensive both to Michael Jackson and to God.

God is Allah. We cannot perceive His identity with our limited minds. He is like nothing we know. Better identify Him with his traits; He is the most Compassionate, Merciful, Forgiving, Omnipotent, All-Knower, etc.

Answer 5

I've always had this vision of myself in perfect form, perfectly fit, healthy, developed mentally and physically to the absolute height. With wisdom and compassion beyond parallel. This is my vision of my god and what I strive to be.

Answer 6

God is nowhere. He is in YOU.

Hence pray for unification of your soul with Him by a simple meditation called sahaj marg

Answer 7

One who knows what's right & what's wrong. Who knows your limit when standing the test of time. A miracle giver.

Answer 8

God is my Lord and Savior!!

Answer 9

As Daliaal already said, this is, offensive, both to God and Michael Jackson but in answer to your question before the Joke.. The name Jehovah applies exclusively to the Supreme Being. He is the most High above all,His name Jehovah signifies his purpose toward his creatures, He is the Almighty God which means that he is the creator of all things in heaven and in earth and that his power is Almighty and nothing can successfully resist him. God created man and created the earth as a place for a man to live.All men who will ever gain life everlasting must know and obey Jehovah God. Jehovah provides 2 ways primary ways for man to gain knowledge of Him 1.By man observing the things created, which of themselves tell silently tell of the supreme power, and 2nd by his revieled word which is the Bible, otherwise caled the Scriptures, JehovahGod long ago caused faithful men to write the Bible at his dictation, and this divine record is made up for the purpose of giving man needed information. The Bible is the truth, and for centuries has successfully resisted all efforts to discredit it. All the Human race are the ofspring of one man whose name was Adam and who was created by Jehovah a perfect man. That man disobeyed God and was sentenced to death after which all these children were born and for that reason all the human race by inheritance are sinners. The Scriptures truly, declare that Jehovah God is love which means that he is unselfish and that he does good unto all creatures without any gain to himself, every act of Jehovah is prompted by love or unselfishness and he is wholy devoted to righteousness, it is his will hat his creatures be wholy devoted to righteousness. He has provided the means for all men to gain the knowledge of the truth in order that they may learn the way of righteousness and live forever in happiness. We have now come to the time, when men are given greater opportunity than ever before to learn the way of righteousness and to life, Jehovah God is the giver of life therefore, it is properly said of him that he is the fountain of life, his beloved son is Jesus whose position in the universe is next to that of Jehovah, the purpose of Jehovah is to give life to obedient men by and through thre administration of Christ Jesus, when such men are fully obedient to him, for this reason Jesus said of Jehovah and for the benefit of men, this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God and Jesus Christ whom thou hast sent,(John3:16 no man can get everlasting life without knowing Jehovah and obeying him, a meek person is a teachable one, that is to say a person who is willing to be taught. Jehovah's promised to man, that he will teach the meek in the way that he should go, and if a man seeks knowledge earnestly desiring the thing God will reward his effort. Jehovah has now brought to pass conditions in the world that make it possible for man to understand his Name and his purpose and for this reason he has supplied the means all understand. Jehovah commands that all men should love him, with a pure heart and that they be obedient to his commandments to prove their love for him, such is not a selfish command but is entirely unselfish and to the special benefit of man, There are many creatures that are called god because god means mighty one, but there's just one Jehovah the Almighty God. He is the eternal one and there's none other that can give life everlasting to man. It would be inconsistent for God to give life to anyone who is out of harmony with him,and therefore he tells man thaty if he desires to have everlasting life he must be obedient, Jehovah also commands that man shall make no image and worship that, that requirement is for man's best interest, if a man devotes himself to an image or a thing that tends to turn his mind and his affections away from God and to lead him into destruction. All Law and comandments of Jehovah are for man's good, the more fuller we understand them and obey them the more we love Jehovah. That which is of greatest importance to man is to gain the knowledge of Jehovah as set fort in the Bible. The Law of God is perfect converting the soul, testemony that the love is pure making wise of simple. Since God created the firsty man perfect and all men are the ofspring of that first man, why is there so much sickness distress and sorrow and death amongst the human race? Is Jehovah responsible for all of this sorrow and suffering amongst men including death?Jehovah is not responsible for it at all. A talk given by .F. Rutherford in the 1930's