If You Are Unhappy.
Once upon a time there was a nonconforming sparrow who deceided, not to fly south for the winter.
However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south.
In a short time ice started to form on his wings and he fell to the earth, ending up in a barnyard, almost frozen.
A cow passed by and craped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought this was the end, but warm and happy, and able to breathe, he started to sing.
Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds.
The cat cleared away the manure, found the little sparrow and promptly ate him.
The moral of the story.
1. Every one who shits on you, is not
necessarily your enemy.
2. Every one who gets you out of the ****
is not necessarily your friend.
3. And, if you are warm and happy in a pile of
****, keep your mouth shut.
2006-10-10 19:32:08 · 21 answers · asked by smithy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Makes you see things in a whole different light, doesn't it?
Thanks I needed that! God be with you
2006-10-10 19:37:56 · answer #1 · answered by KieKie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The moral of the story is: If you want to be a non-conformist, you may have to flow thru a lot of s***. So save yourself some grieve, and s*** with the flow.
2006-10-11 03:12:39 · answer #2 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought the moral would be "people who are full of crap, get eaten up by society".
2006-10-11 02:38:41 · answer #3 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not at the moment my ceiling is leaking water through it
2006-10-11 02:46:55 · answer #4 · answered by Monty323 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old one, but still a worthy proverb.
2006-10-11 03:08:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a shame when we laugh at someone elses misfortune,but sad to say i couldnt help it .nice one.
2006-10-11 02:56:58 · answer #6 · answered by wozza.lad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one, gonna send that to my friends :]
2006-10-11 02:44:45 · answer #7 · answered by the freakin' analyst 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that was so sweet,now i'll keep my mouth shut
2006-10-11 02:38:19 · answer #8 · answered by hunny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao tyx
2006-10-11 02:53:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, thats reality.
2006-10-11 02:35:44 · answer #10 · answered by danyella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋