There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst.
She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.
Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine.
Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.
She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button.
Out came a Mello Yello.
As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.
"Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?"
She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning"
2006-10-10 19:23:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha, good joke, i couldnt figure out at the beginning why on earth she was doing that until the end, but i think thats what made the joke so good, hehe...
this blonde must have been from las vegas.
2006-10-12 23:14:16 · answer #1 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. I really feel for blondes, will they forever be considered dumb and the basis of most jokes?
2006-10-10 19:38:40 · answer #2 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a great blonde joke.
2006-10-10 19:30:25 · answer #3 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard of this before, it's funny
2006-10-11 00:45:44 · answer #4 · answered by Blouberger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. These Poor Blondes! LOL. LOL.
2006-10-13 15:19:21 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
just kidding mate, nah, its pretty ******* funny!
oh yeah, and I'm blonde!
2006-10-11 00:25:58 · answer #6 · answered by Bethany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was another funny joke
thanks for sharing it to us ^_^
2006-10-10 20:04:10 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so as i say,they are silly
2006-10-14 16:06:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-10-10 19:36:37 · answer #9 · answered by klallen197902 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2006-10-10 20:35:31 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Sapphire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋