Then there was the blonde who was desperate for cash. All her bills were due and she was out of checks. So she decided to kidnap a child, and use the ransom money to pay off her debts. To the park she goes. Watching the children play, until she picks out her victim.
She grabs the little boy from the swings, and writes a note: "If you want your little boy, leave $10,000 in a brown paper bag near the old oak tree tomorrow afternoon. Signed - The Blonde."
She tapes the note to the little boy and tells him to go straight home.
The next day, she goes back to the park, and sure enough, there is a brown paper bag under the old oak tree.
She opens the bag and finds $10,000 and a note: "I can't believe one blonde could do this to another!"
2006-10-10 19:09:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. I love this one! LOL. LOL.
2006-10-13 15:23:21 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke, but I've already heard that one before. Better watch out with those blonde jokes though. One time I was telling a blonde joke to one of my friends at school and it was just my luck that a blonde teacher was standing right behind us the whole time and I didn't know it.
2016-03-28 04:29:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one!!! I needed a good laugh...
2006-10-10 19:12:51 · answer #3 · answered by nremtmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive read this b4 but it still cracks me up weneva i read it.
thanx....
2006-10-10 19:12:40 · answer #4 · answered by lil_MI$$ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha :-)
That's a good one!
2006-10-10 19:11:37 · answer #5 · answered by ... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl
2006-10-10 19:17:08 · answer #6 · answered by fragle2c 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao...that was freakin' good...thanks!
2006-10-10 19:14:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ho ho ho - sides spliting, guts spilling out..
2006-10-10 19:12:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2006-10-10 21:10:19 · answer #9 · answered by apes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋