I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic."
"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
Anyway, she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to get lost.
2006-10-10 18:37:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And don't forget people, this is just another joke, so you can rest easy.
2006-10-11 19:39:24 · update #1
LOL.......now that was just mean.....lol.......lol.......very nice joke...haha
2006-10-16 03:35:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny how only the girls have bothered to answer this question, and most of them only say "Typical male...". First off, the typical male would hit it regardless, because according to women, the 'typical male' only thinks about sex, sex, and more sex. And sports, and beer, but only after sex. So thanks, women. Because I'm not your 'typical male' that you so plainly detest.
That said, I would've hit it.
2006-10-11 07:16:07 · answer #2 · answered by canadamoose22 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is watching you! Every time you down someone like that it will come back on you ten fold. You better be carefull. Romantic would have been if you had at least taken her to diner. Even if you dont find older and fatter sexxy!
2006-10-10 18:45:36 · answer #3 · answered by hotbox 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
sounds like a man
2006-10-10 18:39:35 · answer #4 · answered by delivrygrl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical...
2006-10-10 18:45:43 · answer #5 · answered by waterbabe23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
typical man a real B a s t a r d
2006-10-10 18:39:04 · answer #6 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So, being old, bald, and fat makes a man more discerning in his tastes........ hmm.
LOL. LOL.
2006-10-13 15:35:54 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that was funny
2006-10-10 18:39:46 · answer #8 · answered by an_inflection 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a man for ya!!
2006-10-10 18:47:12 · answer #9 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of response are you looking for?
2006-10-10 18:39:46 · answer #10 · answered by galacticsleigh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...way to go
2006-10-10 18:39:51 · answer #11 · answered by Noble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋