A. George Bush
B. Jonn Kerry
C. Jesus of Nazareth
D. Magneto
E. Spiderman
F. RRRR monster
G. Jim Darwin
H. Britney Spears
I. Paris Hilton
2006-10-10 16:57:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL. Well, let's see...
GWB would be too busy, and too hard to get to past all his security.
I wouldn't trust a nut job like Kerry to turn a star wrench.
Jesus would be a good choice if He would appear 'in the flesh', but given that that would remove the Holy Spirit from the earth, the price would be a bit high.
Magneto and Spiderman are cartoons, and so not very helpful.
I'm not too sure about the intelligence of the RRRR monster. Ditto Britney and Paris.
That leaves YOU, Jim. How about it?
2006-10-10 17:36:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton. YES. She is an "air-head" so she must know something about tires.
Britney Spears. NO. It would take me twenty minutes to change a tire, thirty is Britney helped.
Jim Darwin. YES. Thank-you.
RRRR monster. WHO?
Spider-man. YES. The Spider-man from the 1960s cartoons could make a new tire out of web.
Magneto. YES. With his powers it would only take a few seconds. But I don't think he would help a non-mutant. By the way, what is with all the monsters and comic book heroes?
Jesus of Nazareth. NO. He would probably turn my tire into a thousand tires just to show off. What am I going to do with a thousand tires? (just a joke, don't get mad at me Christians)
John Kerry. Yes. I mean NO. Wait, YES! or not.
George Bush. Of course. While he's fixing my tire he won't have time to try to "fix" the world.
2006-10-11 00:29:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush wouldn't stop the motorcade to help.
Kerry wouldn't stop either.
Jesus is already there, that's why I'm not cussing.
Magneto couldn't do it, too much metal.
Spiderman would make too big a mess
RRRR monster is too young, I don't do teens
Jim Darwin wouldn't stop but would yell out the window some odd theoretical question as he passed by
Britney Spears shouldn't stop anywhere, she's got kids in the car for goodness sakes!
Paris Hilton doesn't know how to use the brakes to stop.
I'll take a mechanic, please.
2006-10-11 00:03:36 · answer #3 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Magneto, of course. He could lift the car up while I changed the tire.
2006-10-11 00:02:37 · answer #4 · answered by RabidBunyip 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely magneto
2006-10-11 00:07:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
george bush, absolutely .... oh well wait i think spiderman. No no what if Britney ? hmmm i'm thinkin what if spiderman and britney came by and fix my car while i'm getting a ride by bush and get a new car. sighhhh ...* what if ... forget it i'm bored but what the heck ... if you still read my answer you are just bored as i am and the one who asked this stupid piece of ***t !
2006-10-11 00:02:29 · answer #6 · answered by trademefx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
C. Jesus of Nazareth
2006-10-11 00:00:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
D. Magneto
He won't have to do nothing more than lift a finger to change a flat (thanks to the metal of the vechicle). And that means I wouldn't have to do anything to help!
2006-10-11 00:06:04 · answer #8 · answered by Midnight Butterfly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of the above
Jehovah's Witnesses, I could trust
2006-10-11 00:20:04 · answer #9 · answered by BJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't need help changing a tire.
2006-10-11 00:02:37 · answer #10 · answered by dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋