This is a joke I wanted to share
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human
Beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she
volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!?
"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff,
Fffff'... and before he could say "****," the Rottweiler ate him!"
2006-10-10 16:45:39 · 21 answers · asked by dragonsaver005 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahaha..............that's f***ing hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love it!!!!!!!
2006-10-10 16:49:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good, I don't like that it ended with the kitty getting eaten though
2006-10-10 16:48:13 · answer #2 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh, no! the widdle kiddy cat was eaten........
Oh, its is sooooooo cruel.......
Oh, what a tewwible joke.........
How awful......
"Fffff, Fffff, Fffff"...
2006-10-10 19:22:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but so sad the kitty got eaten. Oh well such is life!
2006-10-10 17:12:44 · answer #4 · answered by fat_bottom_girls_rock 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awww poor kitty!!!
2006-10-10 16:52:24 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was fffff...fffff...fffffunny.
2006-10-10 16:53:54 · answer #6 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man were do u get this story i had a great lal.
2006-10-10 16:54:24 · answer #7 · answered by dip 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no the kitty was eaten,cheers
2006-10-10 16:48:40 · answer #8 · answered by pink dolphin 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was kind of funny and kind of cruel
2006-10-10 16:51:05 · answer #9 · answered by pooh22 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute
2006-10-10 17:40:38 · answer #10 · answered by Quickfix008(∞Cicci∞) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a good one
2006-10-10 17:37:38 · answer #11 · answered by keddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋