2006-10-10 16:44:56 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
So how does she explain her mustache? *shrugs*
2006-10-11 23:23:05 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOLZ!!! Your wife is a good comedian. Human were made in God's Image. There are many different types of human on earth. So what does God really look like? We don't know until some of us go up to heave and find out. What I think it meant in the bible is that God has the same body part such as Head, Arms, Legs, Etc. God created Man first and then women. Think about that. What do you think God looks like?
2006-10-10 23:53:13 · answer #2 · answered by strawberry_kiss_gurlie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, man boobs are not proof that God is a woman, but it's proof that He has a sense of humor, at the very least!
2006-10-10 23:50:09 · answer #3 · answered by josephine 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am afraid, you have to remind your wife that the responsibility of delivering a MALE child was NOt given to you. But it was entrusted to her! Mark the word "entrusted" .Trusted.God made sure that it was she would deliver both male and female and she would do that deligently. Had the task of producing male been given to the male, this MCP would have filled the world with his kind.The female is maintaining the balance almost 50/50. And that is amazing.
No. God is half female and half male , if that would satisfy you and your wife. Please dont ask me why, then God did not leave one of the chest blank and the other full!
2006-10-10 23:54:18 · answer #4 · answered by YD 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God made man in his own image. He later made woman from a rib. Cheaper cut.
2006-10-12 09:11:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No that is not right. Men are made in God's image. You are made in a Double-double's image.
But God made men first because he needed the practice to make a woman.
2006-10-10 23:49:07 · answer #6 · answered by superangel81beyond 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-10-10 23:47:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your wife if she believes in the bible she made a mistake marrying you and that the image of God is meant spiritually our souls.
2006-10-10 23:46:33 · answer #8 · answered by estabanmarquez 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
MEDS....
Please take your MEDS.
I strongly recommend Prozac and Thorazine.
Please wear your ultra-tight straitjacket.
I'm calling the local insane asylum.
;o)
2006-10-10 23:54:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, she's just letting you know God has a sense of humor!
2006-10-10 23:56:19 · answer #10 · answered by buttercup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But if we're made in god's image them aren't we gods too? Anyway, there is both a God and a Goddess, so yeah, she's kinda right. ; )>
2006-10-10 23:47:49 · answer #11 · answered by macaan87 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋