You are given three marriage proposals from the last 3 single men on Earth.
Choice number 1
A Christian, rich, handsome, will give you a Pony and a Porsche, doesn't believe in Evolution, won't make you read the Bible but will always nudge you about not being with him in Heaven
Choice 2
An overweight Christian man, with a lot of intelligence, but hes going to always try and convert you. He'll do all the housework and never make you do anything.
Choice 3
Jim Darwin, non-stop party, leave all Bibles at the door step (Actually, Jim Darwin will probably bother the sh*t out of you saying but honey, look here it says its ok to have children slaves, look here pi is wrong)
So Choice 3 - a husband who will nag you about how religion sucks non stop,
wants to do 50% of the housework
and cant buy you anything, cause all the money goes to credit cards
2006-10-10 16:32:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*rolls eyes* Yep, so... either a slimeball or a christian. Nice choices you have there.
You left one out.
How about the rich, handsome man that does believe in evolution, love you for who you are and will never try to convert you to anything else, even give you a shove in the direction he think you should go like he's your father?
I'll take option 4, thanks.
2006-10-10 17:10:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of the above. Money is irrelevant. I would rather buy myself the things I want. I love housework...it's calming and gives me instant gratification for a job well done, but I hate yard work....so it works out equally anyway. I would rather have a great lover that had his own opinons and wasn't threatened by mine. Someone who is his own person and doesn't believe that "the two become one", so that I can be my own person too. I'm lucky, I have the perfect marriage that has all of the above mentioned things and more.
But if I had to choose from your scenario....number 3 any and every day of the week.
2006-10-10 16:50:43 · answer #2 · answered by Medusa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Choice number 1
2006-10-10 16:34:07 · answer #3 · answered by GRISSIOM PURE GENIUS 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
marriage is an antiquated notion created by men in a time when women were traded as chattel and were "given" to a man by her father (for the bride price of so many cows, goats and chickens) to be husbanded like the rest of the livestock. an institution meant to insure the paternity of the offspring and the subservience of the wife through social captivity. I'd not marry any of the choices provided. i don't need to be husbanded.
2006-10-10 16:44:19 · answer #4 · answered by nebtet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll be daring and say 3. LOL
I believe in making my son do the dishes, so the child slavery thing I could relate to.
But, if I didn't know you, and like you already, I'd maybe go with #1, and help him reach heaven faster, if he really wants to see it that badly. Then take the money and hook up with #3 for some party time. LOL
2006-10-11 02:06:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHoice 1 sounds pretty good. But I hate to sound like the typical women..(can i exchange the pony for makeup? LOL!)
2006-10-10 16:39:58 · answer #6 · answered by Pandora 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will take "choice 3!"
As an Irish person, we have an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustains us through temporary periods of joy.
Need I say more?
2006-10-10 16:56:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry but choice number 1.
2006-10-10 16:34:31 · answer #8 · answered by a_delphic_oracle 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
To hell with marriage. I'll stay single and bang all three of them.
2006-10-10 16:44:57 · answer #9 · answered by Maria Isabel 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Honey!?!, Is that You?, we need to talk face to face, Blogging is "not" communicating!
2006-10-10 16:37:45 · answer #10 · answered by fantasticopinionsfree 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋