This is a series of 3 knock knock jokes. you have to do them in order for them to believe you. first two are a set up.
Knock Knock?
Whose there?
Interrupting cow.
Interupting cow...(say moo after they say cow before they can say who?)
Knock Knock?
Whose there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
(slowly poke them, becasue sloths are slow)
Knock Knock?
Whose there?
Interruption completey uncalled for.
Interruption completey un..(slap them on the face and run!)
lol. it works better if u do all 3. i tried it with just the last one and it didnt work so good. what do u think of them(all together)?
2006-10-10 16:25:28 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahhaa
those are awesome
i personally like
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
........OSWALD MY GUM!
2006-10-10 16:27:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok you big stealer! You got that from youtube. I saw it the other day! But here's a funny knock knock joke you can tell people and still hold your head up.
First, the askee has to hold his finger up and twirl it in a circle while the joke is being asked.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
woo!
Woo who?
get it??? I love that one!
2006-10-11 00:08:11 · answer #2 · answered by Starry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Huda
Huda Who?
Huda hell cares about Knock Knock jokes?
2006-10-10 23:34:36 · answer #3 · answered by I Am He As U R He As U R Me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got one for you too... You start off by saying, "Got a Knock Knock joke for you. Then you say to them, ... Say Knock knock, and they will likely say it, answering you, and you answer,"
" Who's there?"...it always seems to catch folks off guard. Kids love it for sure.
2006-10-11 01:39:22 · answer #4 · answered by John L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. They can be very funny - especially if a young child is gifted with a comedic sense of timing.
2006-10-10 23:28:16 · answer #5 · answered by fla_dan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would start with the sloth first
2006-10-10 23:27:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm... lets see...
Knock knock
Who's there?
This joke.
This joke who?
This joke sucks so bad that the only way to tell you that was by way of a bad knock knock joke!
2006-10-10 23:39:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anup R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
KNOCK KNOCK'S HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR A LONG TIME AND THEY'RE OK. THESE ARE A LITTLE DIFFERENT. EVERYBODY TO THERE OWN THING.
2006-10-10 23:27:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aright um did you make these up by yourself because they are really stupid seriously if you did that to me i would feel sorry for you because your so dumb and i would make sure that you never again slap me not that you would ever get the chance to
2006-10-10 23:29:11 · answer #9 · answered by brownbeads 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i didnt get your knowck knock jokes but my daughter likes them
2006-10-10 23:47:01 · answer #10 · answered by staringmommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋