At noon on my first day as an elementary-school teacher, I marched out to the playground for my first session of yard supervision. I hadn't been out five minutes when I noticed a small boy swinging a baseball bat around in a circle, narrowly missing some kindergarten children. I spoke sharply to him, took his bat away and continued my rounds. When a colleague came out to replace me a little later, she stopped short. "Good heavens!" she blurted . "All I brought was my whistle!
2006-10-10 16:12:44 · 11 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I went to a tough school.One day the teacher asked a kid to prove the law of gravity...
...so he threw her out the window.
2006-10-10 16:51:40 · answer #1 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I find that with little kids like that a kick in the rear with combat boots usually keeps them in line.
2006-10-10 23:28:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure this didn't happen at the catholic school I went to? The nuns were pretty tough there. LOL. Very funny joke.
2006-10-10 23:20:04 · answer #3 · answered by ruby 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's a good teacher joke!
2006-10-10 23:17:41 · answer #4 · answered by Randomgal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was a really tough elementary school :)
2006-10-10 23:16:46 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one. funny.
2006-10-10 23:15:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What kind of question is this?
2006-10-10 23:15:14 · answer #7 · answered by Game Theorist 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
THAT WAS VERY CUTE. LMAO
2006-10-10 23:27:01 · answer #8 · answered by pooh22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha...........
that's soooooo cute.
have a good day.
2006-10-10 23:18:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol cute!
2006-10-10 23:14:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋