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I know I am very handsome, but please don't be jealous..I don't want to be the cause of your eternal damnation

2006-10-10 16:01:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

23 answers

I'm coveting your @ss. Oopps, there goes one commandment.

2006-10-10 16:22:16 · answer #1 · answered by BAnne 7 · 1 0

Don't worry, it's not your handsomeness, just my profound lack of self-worth which leads to the envy. Alas, I'm not good enough for eternal damnation; I'm sure Satan will tire of me after a few millenia and boot me out.

2006-10-10 23:04:56 · answer #2 · answered by sirpimmon 2 · 2 0

Get over yourself. You are not all that and twenty bags of chips.
Humility should be something that you practice. Narcissist personality perhaps. Who are you handsome to, consider the source.

2006-10-10 23:10:44 · answer #3 · answered by Mae G 2 · 0 0

It must be the glasses and the wavy hair and that dynamic smile- put a bag on your head and I won't envy you- help!!! LOL- D

2006-10-10 23:03:43 · answer #4 · answered by Diane W 2 · 1 0

Ouch. My mirror just broke.

Why did you look into my mirror?

I'm suing you for destruction of property and for being a threat to public safety.

See you in court, pal.

2006-10-10 23:07:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

humble = Marked by meekness or modesty; not arrogant or prideful.

I envy the fact that you don't know this definition.

2006-10-10 23:03:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

They call me LDL, because I'm the bad cholesterol.

2006-10-10 23:02:58 · answer #7 · answered by martin h 6 · 1 0

i can't help it , your head is just so big it's a wonder it fits in the pitcher.ha ha

2006-10-10 23:04:45 · answer #8 · answered by taylor2459 2 · 1 0

im pretty sure that vanity is also one of the seven deadly sins...so yeah...hope you have lots of sunscreen

2006-10-10 23:03:50 · answer #9 · answered by Fade__Out 4 · 1 1

quit looking in the mirror everyday. you are becomg a f a g!!!

2006-10-10 23:03:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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