I need a good knock-knock joke that my five year old brother can tell.
2006-10-10 15:37:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is a series of 3 knock knock jokes. you have to do them in order for them to believe you. first two are a set up.
Knock Knock?
Whose there?
Interrupting cow.
Interupting cow...(say moo after they say cow before they can say who?)
Knock Knock?
Whose there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
(slowly poke them, becasue sloths are slow)
Knock Knock?
Whose there?
Interruption completey uncalled for.
Interruption completey un..(slap them on the face and run!)
lol. it works better if u do all 3. i tried it with just the last one and it didnt work so good.
2006-10-10 16:23:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok i think this is good!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Who's there?(Keeps going on)(Do that to someone but i think they will know this trick. They might say Knock Knock who?) I got another one.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abba
Abba who?
Abba banana
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...
2006-10-10 15:55:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
´Knock knock'
Whose there?
'Rufus'
Rufus who?'
'Your roof is on fire'
Its kind of stupid but most knock knock jokes are.
2006-10-10 15:50:08 · answer #3 · answered by c_mitu89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(joke teller) knock knock
who's there
(joke teller) control freak
(joke teller quickly interrupts loudly and bossy and pointing before the person's response of ) Now your supposed to say control freak who!
Hope you get it... lmao
2006-10-11 05:51:33 · answer #4 · answered by hotredhead2655 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anne Boleyn!
Anne Boleyn who?
Anne Boleyn alley!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec my lolly!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adair!
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm bald now!
2006-10-10 16:11:13 · answer #5 · answered by Saм 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock-knock
whos there
boo
boo- who (hoo)
oh dont cry i have not finished yet
2006-10-10 15:55:15 · answer #6 · answered by R@chel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock............who's there??? ...........A Bear...........a bear who.............a bare bum........I thought that was great when I was a kid!!!
2006-10-10 16:48:36 · answer #7 · answered by that b puss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋