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i was just shot by a guy tring to take my wallet. the gun was a 9mm semiautomatic; the wound is about 5 inches by 5 inches and my liver is pouring out onto the ground. Is there anything i can do myself to fix my problem?

2006-10-10 15:07:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Other - Health

16 answers

DUCT TAPE

2006-10-10 15:41:22 · answer #1 · answered by ~~ 7 · 0 0

If your liver was pouring out on the ground you would not be able to type on here to ask a question. You would have lost alot of blood also you would have passed out. No there is nothing you can do the bullet can still be in you traveling around in your body and if it strikes the right area you can die. You know you need to go to the hospital have an x-ray or possible surgery if it is that bad or go anyway and report it to the police.

2006-10-10 15:18:07 · answer #2 · answered by onecalmbutterfly 2 · 0 0

Mix a cup of dried mustard seeds, some fresh tarragon, and 2 live oysters. Mix these ingredients in a blender while you burn incense and chant "f'ugni mgawa cthulhu rlyeh ftagn" for twenty minutes. Put in a few ice cubes and a shot of top shelf tequila.

Use the misture to spackle the hole in your abdomen. Discard the liver--you don't really need one, they're like the appendix.

Finally, attach the shell of a snapping turtle to a 4 ft stick. These protect against future gun shot wounds.

2006-10-10 15:21:53 · answer #3 · answered by chocolahoma 7 · 0 0

duct tape???wrap a bath towel around yur waste,lay down on ground, die! have seen small wounds that yu put a McDonalds straw into it for drainage and use peroxide daily to flush it out? clean it religiously as the stomach can go bad quick? if yu get a high fever see a clinic dr!yeah and dig the bullet out if yu know its in there?? why not go to the hospital and save time?--- liver shot is usually fatal, sorry dude?

2006-10-10 15:14:07 · answer #4 · answered by richard c 4 · 0 0

DO NOT TAKE AN ASPIRIN

Aspirin will thin your blood and make you bleed more.

Do not look at the wiki page on this

Once you are a safe distance from danger, apply a dressing and local pressure and call an ambulance

If you are sufficiently close to a hospital, get there as quick as you can.








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Now for real

You don't log on to the computer and post an answer in Health -> Other - Health on yahoo answers if you have been shot in the abdomen.

Unless you are a REAL moron.

2006-10-10 15:12:03 · answer #5 · answered by Orinoco 7 · 1 0

human beings get shot in the groin section very generally. Mines are the main complication-unfastened reason for groin section wounds. Like maximum each and every element else this harm is taken care of with a transplant. the difficulty of course is getting a donor. this is once you come across out who your pals particularly are.

2016-10-19 04:27:38 · answer #6 · answered by oleyar 4 · 0 0

Instead of spending time typing the question and hoping to find an answer online, you should have gone straight to the emergency department and seek help/treatment. Delay any longer and you may end up losing too much blood!

2006-10-10 15:12:47 · answer #7 · answered by qilin1967 2 · 1 0

I do not believe a word of this. No one with his liver falling out can spell that good. Heck, half the people on here can't spell that good. Give me a break.

2006-10-10 15:15:22 · answer #8 · answered by retiredslashescaped1 5 · 0 0

Go to the DOC......????you have a criminal record???? Unless you are faking it. Anybody with a wound that big is not running to the yahoo answers for help......unless you need help with your brains...do you need attention?

2006-10-10 15:15:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You should have taken a bullet to the head. That would solve everything.

2006-10-10 15:15:19 · answer #10 · answered by Sheila 3 · 0 0

Shove your liver back in there and use a sewing needle and some pink thread to sew it up.

2006-10-10 15:12:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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