Please don't tell me I shouldn't be insulting, because I am insulting, & they are too if they want to come & disrupt me during dinner.
2006-10-10 15:03:58 · 20 answers · asked by doughzo 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
MOST MORMONS ARE NICE-ITS THE JEHOVAH WITNESS.
THEY ARE IN YOUR FACE AND WILL NOT LEAVE.
I AM A CHRISTIAN,I LOVE TO TALK ABOUT JESUS.
BUT THOSE PEOPLE,ARE RUDE ,MEAN ,CLUELESS,NASTY,AND DOWNRIGHT HATEFUL.
BUT DON.T BE RUDE YOU THEN ARE ACTING LIKE THEM.
SMILE REAL SWEET AND SAY NO THANK YOU AND SHUT THE DOOR.
2006-10-10 15:43:24 · answer #1 · answered by funnana 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I am a mormon and have a brother on a mission right now. Believe me we don't try to catch you at dinner. It is the one meal aday we are required as missionaries to take. If you insist on being rude please don't answer the door. Believe me we will take the hint. We may be back in a few months depending on where you live but we will not stand there and knock till are nuckles bleed. We are just doing what we believe and trying to share a message that has brought us lots of happiness.
I have to admit that some of the ideas you generated are pretty funny. I know as a missionary I would have gotten a kick out of most of those.
2006-10-10 22:13:40 · answer #2 · answered by Richmond C 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
What I do is invite them in, and tell them about my religion and beliefs. I say that God sent his son, Jesus, down to earth to save te lost sinners of this world. Jesus was 100% man and 100% God, and he died on the cross and rose from the grave 3 days later. This usually puts the mormans or Jehovah's whittnesses at some kind of state where they don't want to come back... and then I usually invite them back for another session of my talking! This turns them away, but at the same time, I am witnessing to them right in my house when i don't have to get up from my lazyboy chair..lol
they just look at each other in disbeliefe, and seem very awkward and uncomfortable.. lol
Hope you consider this funny.. I think it's histarical..
2006-10-10 22:11:28 · answer #3 · answered by Cyber Spacer 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Something that would really make them laugh is if you said I am really to insulting, rude and ignorant to be a Mormon. I heard Mormons were very nice and polite and I want to remain rude and insulting so please find someone else to talk to.
2006-10-11 00:39:34 · answer #4 · answered by J T 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
They aren't there to disrupt you during dinner...often they are there because somehow they were prompted to go to that specific home.
Maybe you should be thanking them and inviting them in :)
2006-10-11 03:00:55 · answer #5 · answered by ewema 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Maybe just a sign on your door will do such as "No soliciting, religious or otherwise". Other than that insulting most of these people only feeds their persecution appetite. You know the one that says "if they hate me I must be right".
2006-10-10 22:09:45 · answer #6 · answered by ron k 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
just say...
"No thank you, I am already at the top of my Amway pyramid for selling religions. I am quite pleased with the one I have, now if you will excuse me this lamb I got waiting aint going to sacrifice itself!"
Then close the door, and if applicable turn on the sprinklers... just for fun.
2006-10-11 15:17:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You could say:
"Sorry I am not interested in truth, I like being led around in darkness. I do not want to live by your standards, live with my family forever, or be sealed to my spouse forever. I like the thought of living in a Terrestrial World instead of Celestial. But thanks anyways."
2006-10-11 13:30:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
why don't you just say hi I'm a biget jerk who hates mormons I don't realize that your a person and different things insult you so I will just pick my nose as always and stick my hand down my pants and hopefully... that will do it !
2006-10-12 03:06:18 · answer #9 · answered by destineypyle 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tell them if they intend to show up during dinner time, that they should at least bring some pizza, or Chinese food.
2006-10-11 03:23:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋