A preacher was standing outside on a very rainy day. Soon, it became apparent that there was going to be a flood. The preacher stood there watching it start to rise around him. When the water reached his mid-calf, a man in a car drove up to him and said, "Hey, do you need a ride out of here? The Preacher said,"No son, God will save me." The man shook his head and drove away. When the water reached his mid section a man in a fishing boat came up to him and asked if he wanted to climb in. The preacher replied again, "No son, God will save me." The man paddled away. When the water reached his chin, a man in a helicopter flew down and offered him a lift out of there. Again, the preacher said,"No son, God will save me." So the man flew away. The water then flooded the preacher and drowned him. When he got to heaven he asked God,"God, why didn't you save me?" and the Lord replied,"I sent, you a car, a boat, and a helicopter. What more do you want from me?"
2006-10-10 14:53:48 · 7 answers · asked by tearsnomore2005 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HaHa.....funny, but it's true people should see the blessings around them more and they could appreciate life better if they did. I know and see them but sometimes it doesn't always help if you are sad.....
2006-10-10 14:56:59 · answer #1 · answered by silhouette 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before with a different characterization, but still funny as always.
2006-10-10 21:55:52 · answer #2 · answered by Chrissy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think he was waiting for the submarine of god to pick him up!
2006-10-10 21:57:10 · answer #3 · answered by elge13 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
amen
2006-10-10 21:55:42 · answer #4 · answered by just browsin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one:)
2006-10-10 22:00:27 · answer #5 · answered by Cherry 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
:D I love it.
2006-10-10 22:22:42 · answer #6 · answered by K-Rex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's very inspiring ^_^ thanks for sharing
2006-10-10 22:19:12 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋