There were two nuns..
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened! &nbs p;
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us
both, so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run
faster than a man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
Say two Hail Marys!
2006-10-10 14:53:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I heard this one the other day...but it is still funny
2006-10-10 14:55:56 · answer #1 · answered by tearsnomore2005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! I guess it's a good thing he followed Sister Logical =)
2006-10-10 17:45:42 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep, this is a Goodie! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2006-10-13 15:45:25 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I offer you one get out of hell free card- and a hearty laugh!
2006-10-10 15:03:10 · answer #4 · answered by delivrygrl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
glad it had a good ending-but i pray she had on granny underwear too-not a thong-peace up david in Jesus amazing grace :D
2006-10-13 07:55:43 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol haha a good one
2006-10-10 14:58:53 · answer #6 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one ,I've heard it before, still makes me laugh though
2006-10-13 18:14:41 · answer #7 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA! That was good!
2006-10-10 15:27:33 · answer #8 · answered by c_mitu89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is cute and funny!
2006-10-10 14:58:07 · answer #9 · answered by Chrissy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will be cast into the hell fires
2006-10-10 14:57:32 · answer #10 · answered by conundrum 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋