Men are like fine wine...they start out as grapes...
It's our job to stamp on them, then keep them in the dark until they mature and hopefully they'll turn out to be something we would like to have dinner with.
MEN-tal Anxiety.......MEN-tal cruelty......MEN-tal breakdown
MEN-OPAUSE!
What's the best way to kill a man?
(Put a naked blonde and a 6pack in front of him - then tell him to pick one) :)
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(Take a look at my other jokes - maybe one of them will bring a smile to your face) By the way I have been very happily married to my hubby for the past 35yrs in case you thought I don't like men - someone said in reply to one of my jokes "I was being hostile" - not at all - just like taking the p*** :)
2006-10-10 14:38:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How about :Men are like.......
Mascara---They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Bananas---The older they get,the less firm they are.
Mini-skirts---If you're not careful ,they'll creep up your legs.
Computers---Hard to figure out and they never have enough memory.
Bank accounts---without a lot of money they don't generate much interest.
Lawn mowers---If you're not pushing one around,then you're riding it.
Copiers---You need them for reproduction,but that's about it.
Place mats---They only turn up when there's food on the table.
Snowstorms---You never know when they are coming,how many inches you'll get,or how long they'll last
Just to say we men can sometimes laugh at ourselves!!!!
Keep the jokes coming.
2006-10-11 02:37:00 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
But has you're hubby been happily married to you for 35 years? Only kidding!
Actually, I've been happily married to my wife for 5 years....and 5 out of 23's not bad is it!
2006-10-11 01:09:58 · answer #2 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very,very funny! Great Laughs!
2006-10-10 15:08:13 · answer #3 · answered by Chrissy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You forgot MEN-struation! The "best way to kill a man" had me laughing so hard I started to cough!
2006-10-10 17:50:40 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just tell me one thing, Don't you think that after 35 years it is time to let your hubby out of the dark and Please don't have him for dinner you will miss him when he is gone.
2006-10-10 16:52:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never heard the first one before and I love it, keep them coming.
2006-10-10 16:55:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i stole from this from TV but i still like it:
whats the difference between men and dogs? dogs our loyal!!
2006-10-10 14:45:07 · answer #7 · answered by gelesen2004 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny !
I guess it also goes with the 3 Rings in life ,eh.........
Engagement-Ring
Wedding-Ring
Suffer-Ring
2006-10-10 19:35:40 · answer #8 · answered by Basil P 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Anyone else notice that all the answers are women :S
2006-10-10 14:53:48 · answer #9 · answered by WhiteHat 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! very funny i like your jokes :D
2006-10-10 14:41:52 · answer #10 · answered by VampirePrincess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋