I will probably be in jail soon because I lost the enveloupe telling me what day this month im supposed to do jury duty. So how do I escape??
2006-10-10 14:37:25 · 14 answers · asked by flournoi 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Why don't you just call the court house and ask what date you're suppose to be there. Chances are you will not be picked as juror anyway. Those lawyers know exactly what type they want before the enter the courtroom. If you really don't want to do this just make sure you're not what they are looking for, wink! wink!
2006-10-10 14:50:55 · answer #1 · answered by patti duke 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just call them and find out. You will not be in jail at all. Jails are un-islamic and inhuman. Islam does not permit jails.These are against basic human rights. You must puniush the criminals but jails are no punishment. As a matter of fact jails are more punishment to the relatives and friends rahter than to the person.
2006-10-10 14:41:52 · answer #2 · answered by pathowiz 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
One good way to escape is to tell them that you have to go to McDonald's because you do not like the food at the jail.. but that you would be right back
2006-10-10 14:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First notice, you probly aint goin to jail... so no worries there. However, you can call the County Clerk and they will tell you when your scheduled appointment with boredom is...
2006-10-10 14:40:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have a friend bring you a cake with a nail file in it. Then file yourself through the bars!
2006-10-10 18:43:56 · answer #5 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you break out of jail.
2006-10-10 14:45:43 · answer #6 · answered by Edwin O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have a friend tie a rope to the window bars and use his horse to yank them off
2006-10-10 15:13:57 · answer #7 · answered by treefrog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.....I'm pretty sure you can argue that in court. And just get X hours of community service.
2006-10-10 14:43:22 · answer #8 · answered by Roger Y 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Inside a cake - at least that's how they do it in the movies!!
2006-10-10 14:39:08 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. Boof 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
watch prisonbreak
2006-10-10 14:44:31 · answer #10 · answered by fukuoka 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋