2006-10-10 14:35:52 · 17 answers · asked by Doug Paul 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
If I were you, I'd poo in my pants. That way, you will stink and she will stink and you both can be buds and love each other. Give her a hug and a kiss and tell her to sit on your lap, for she is your lover bud.
2006-10-10 15:13:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am currently having this same problem at work. There is a young man that doesn't bathe for 3-4 days or launder his clothes.
For those assuming its a lil' stink and just avoid standing downwind, it seems the more someone stinks the more they want to be social & stand 3 inches from you. My first step was to report it discreetly to a manager since nearly all companies include hygeine in their dress code. When I saw that the manager was not addressing the matter or was too embarrassed to bring the matter up, I stepped up and told him he'd HAVE to bathe and he'd Have to launder his clothing. He did for about a week and he's reserted to reeking again. If someone gives you a good response I'll use it too.
2006-10-10 22:42:02 · answer #2 · answered by Someones Grace 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You gotta tell her what she smells like. Know one should have to work under those conditions. Give her a years supply of soap and tell her a bath wouldn't hurt her at all. Let her know it would improve the air quality around the office.
2006-10-11 08:33:19 · answer #3 · answered by purrfectsandcastle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I already stood behind old men and could smell their as s crack stink. I cannot believe that these people can't smell themselves??????????? If she smells like tuna it's an infection. Slip her a Diflucan. That should clear it up.
2006-10-10 23:25:27 · answer #4 · answered by pinkrosegreeneyes bluerose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i used to have two colleagues like that too. for me i just try not to breathe when they are neaby, and i will quickly move away, far far away! no one told them about it. n i alwasy wonder where the hell did the smell come from. but somehow i don't really wanna know. yucks!
2006-10-10 22:17:06 · answer #5 · answered by (coco) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd have to agreee with DarkAngel... make a "wash-yo-hind-end" kit and anonymously drop it on her desk before she gets there. She'll get embarrassed and probably hurt, but she'll get the hint and you won't have to be the "a**hole" for tellin her.
2006-10-10 21:45:11 · answer #6 · answered by cynthetiq 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO!!!! I think that you should put a little "care package" together full of soap, a douche and feminine spray. Give it to her as a friendly gift.
2006-10-10 21:39:16 · answer #7 · answered by Easter Bunny 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do what dark angel says. Just leave the package where she'll find it. She doesn't have to know who it's from.
2006-10-11 00:56:15 · answer #8 · answered by Classy Granny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer to take her deep sea fishing
2006-10-10 23:02:00 · answer #9 · answered by Lake Lover 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would be better if someone let her know .
How about if you put a pinch clothes pin on your nose !
2006-10-10 21:40:10 · answer #10 · answered by Geedebb 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋