In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa there Scotty!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's yet another wee one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby.
"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man... It
seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the doctor.
The new father scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor. "Do ye think it's the light that's attractin' them?"
2006-10-10 14:28:23 · 20 answers · asked by kate 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've never heard that one before but it is funny and clean. Good job. You get a thumbs up.
2006-10-10 14:34:23 · answer #1 · answered by The Garage Dude 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep i reckon it must a been the wee light shining that attracted the wee little kids,.mr mc irish.
2006-10-10 21:34:03 · answer #2 · answered by GOOCH 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but every joke (even repeated so many times) is funny. Just like this one! hahahaha
2006-10-10 21:32:03 · answer #3 · answered by Busy Diyosa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard that before but it is really cute
2006-10-10 21:32:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but thank you. I needed a joke to cheer me up today.
2006-10-10 21:32:20 · answer #5 · answered by sam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I got it in an email, but it was funny!!
2006-10-10 21:31:49 · answer #6 · answered by blondeokie73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No i have never heard that one before
2006-10-10 21:33:27 · answer #7 · answered by ∞ LΘVΞ -stuff- 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny and no i havent heard that joke
2006-10-10 21:31:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but It is darn funny
2006-10-10 21:31:09 · answer #9 · answered by Krimson K9 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2006-10-10 21:39:08 · answer #10 · answered by JaneDivided 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋