Do you think they would just throw cajun seasonings at each other's eyes or actually throw punches? What would your choice of weapons be...tongs?
By the way, I love all of them,,. this is all in good fun!
2006-10-10 14:27:13 · 13 answers · asked by LadyMagick 5 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
Chef Matsomuri would karate kick Bobby Flay,who would defend himself by grabbing Matsomuri's "won-tons" with his grill tongs.
Mario Battalli wouldn't even be a contender....he'd slip and fall on the EVOO that Rachael Ray (who is manlier than some of those guys!) secretly slathered on the soles of his gay-@ss orange clogs.
Emeril would get a big ol' BAM up-side his head by the tag-team efforts of the Hearty-Boys before they went to town on his hairy back-side with an egg-beater.
Paula Deen (who looks frighteningly like a man!) would rub down Giada DeLaurentis (who's head is bigger than most mens!) with stick after stick of butter,and tell her to get in the ring with Alton Brown.The resulting mess would then be set over a low flame to simmer for 30 minutes,resulting in a mess that looks suspiciously like something that Tyler would serve to Jack!
2006-10-10 14:40:49 · answer #1 · answered by Danny 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Malto Mario wouldn't fight....he's too mellow a guy. Bobby Flay would run home crying for hurting his little pinky. Alton Brown is down and out from the start. Warren Brown slipped on cake frosting, so he's out. Emeril Lagasse is trying to kick it up notches, but fails. The Deen Brothers Tag Team stands in the corner trying to look pretty, but fall asleep from their own boredom. George Duran would win because he's a ham and has street smarts.
2006-10-10 21:58:13 · answer #2 · answered by Swirly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that Bobby Flay would reign supreme. 2nd place winner would be Mario Batali. Bobby would fight with some southwestern spices and seasonings while Mr. Mario would use all of the Olive Oil best side of Italy!
I think my weapons would have to be the food processor!
I like them all too except for Rachael Ray and Tyler Florence.
2006-10-10 21:33:31 · answer #3 · answered by L.M.L 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know he's sort of new on the network, but my money would be on the Ace of Cakes. I mean that guy can blow stuff up and he knows how to use a blow torch. He could also wrap up the opponents in fondant and he could hide from them in a wedding cake.
2006-10-10 22:28:52 · answer #4 · answered by doug k 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say Mario Batali. He might throw a hot wet Vermacelli noodle and burn someones eye out. And I love food network as well ;)
2006-10-10 21:32:15 · answer #5 · answered by ttaarraa74 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i would win because i got better sense than to get in such a thing. b ut i gotta admit that damned cajun sauce would be hell to contend with.
2006-10-10 21:32:36 · answer #6 · answered by roy40372 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You picked only male chefs 'cuz you knew Rachel Ray could kick all their butts.
2006-10-10 21:30:08 · answer #7 · answered by just browsin 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wolfgang puck would win with a spatula
2006-10-10 21:45:42 · answer #8 · answered by granny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no-one it would be a mess. their eyes, probably burn. and be irradiated. then they'll, be sneezing, falling over, the place. and they wouldn't, be able, to see each other. and it'll be a big mess.
2006-10-10 21:42:25 · answer #9 · answered by nisey 168 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the iron chief
2006-10-10 21:34:32 · answer #10 · answered by jay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋