We have the ultimate goddess. After all you can read about Christ's miracles, or you can watch Endora's on Nick at Nite. The Bewitched movie with shirley maclaine as Endora is our new testament--so come all ye samanthites and uncle arthurians and unite under a new goddess! ENDORA!
2006-10-10 13:46:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
please note: all who oppose us will be transformed into lawn furniture and left to rust
2006-10-10 13:47:22 · update #1
http://www.harpiesbizarre.com/
2006-10-10 13:50:27 · update #2
Do Xians have to suck the fun out of EVERYTHING?!?! They're worse than a biblical plague......
2006-10-10 13:53:43 · update #3
I confess I've not seen the movie, but loved Agnes Moorehead as Endora in the 60s TV series. Can we worship her, too?
I'll check out the flick, anyway.
2006-10-10 13:51:49 · answer #1 · answered by tiko 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'll need to go back to the main campus in Israel. The Witches of Endor is a great place to do research for your new temple.
1 Samuel 28:7
2006-10-10 20:53:17 · answer #2 · answered by Bob L 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All hail Endora, praise Endora, blessed be her name.
2006-10-10 20:51:51 · answer #3 · answered by ImMappam 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You need first and foremost Morons to follow you in your ridiculous cult... but have fun doing it ..
2006-10-10 20:49:26 · answer #4 · answered by bluedanube69 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You seem to forget that the one true God, FSM will punish you for your wicked comments. Please pray to FSM with me.
2006-10-10 21:06:27 · answer #5 · answered by jedi1josh 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your head checked....and a better puch line
2006-10-10 20:49:05 · answer #6 · answered by Robert K 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0003/0003_01.asp
hmmm....this is worth the read then.
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2006-10-10 20:49:51 · answer #7 · answered by LIVE4TRUTH 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋