An elderly couple, Roy and Bessie, recently moved to Texas. Roy had always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly into the house, he says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated, Roy storms off to the bedroom, undresses and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks a little louder this time "Notice anything different now?!!?" Bessie looks up and says, "It's hanging down today... it was hanging down yesterday...it'll be hanging down tomorrow."
Furious, Roy yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKIN AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!" to which Bessie replies "Shoulda bought a hat, Roy. Shoulda bought a hat. :)
2006-10-10 13:38:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love that, my aunt and uncle are called Roy and Bess so I am going to send them a copy of this joke as they will love it, thanks for the laughs you know some fab jokes so keep the coming.
2006-10-10 17:02:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute Funny
2006-10-10 14:02:23 · answer #2 · answered by GreenEYED Beauty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple of lollipop sticks and a rubber band would have been cheaper
2006-10-10 13:50:40 · answer #3 · answered by biker_mouse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it thought it was gonna be crap but it turned out to be quite funny.
I applaud you from afar
2006-10-10 21:35:18 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tahts a good one hehe
2006-10-10 13:40:54 · answer #5 · answered by Catie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good my days getting better
2006-10-10 19:31:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but it's still great!!
2006-10-10 14:13:52 · answer #7 · answered by justme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, you should become a stand up!
2006-10-10 14:15:48 · answer #8 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2006-10-10 14:01:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good.
2006-10-10 13:43:44 · answer #10 · answered by forealmsnwn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋