Baby bear sits in her little chair@the table.She looks into her little bowl.Empty."Who's been eating my porridge?!"Daddy bear sits in his big chair.He looks into his big bowl-also empty."Who's been eating my porridge?!he roars.Mummy bear puts her head through the serving hatch and yells.."For f***s sake how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots?It was Mummy bear who got up first.It was Mummy bear who woke up everyone in the house.It was Mummy bear who made the coffee.It was Mummy bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night&put everything away.It was Mummy bear who went out in the cold to fetch the newspaper.It was Mummy bear who set the damn table.It was Mummy bear who put the friggin cat out,cleaned the litter box and filled the cat's water&food dish&now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs&grace Mummy bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence listen good cause I'm only going to say this ONCE more...
"I HAVEN'T MADE THE F*****G PORRIDGE!
2006-10-10 13:22:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-10 13:26:04 · answer #1 · answered by Barks-at-Parrots 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL, Mummy Bear has some issues, and her family are bit on the lazy and stupid side, it was probably mummy bear who made up the story about it being stolen because everyone was laughing at the bear family
2006-10-10 20:27:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent
2006-10-10 20:24:59 · answer #3 · answered by forealmsnwn 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ooh that mummy bear needs to get up earlier so she can make the porridge
2006-10-11 04:37:07 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heehee nice version
2006-10-10 20:25:35 · answer #5 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pure class.
2006-10-11 01:40:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a mummy bear's work is never done.Very cute!!!!
2006-10-10 21:04:35 · answer #7 · answered by rclem1962 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds about right...good one!
2006-10-10 20:55:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a nice twist. Good one!
2006-10-10 20:47:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i doooo like this one
thanks for the chuckle
and how true it is too
2006-10-11 04:25:17 · answer #10 · answered by dopeydora2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee, funny and cute too
2006-10-10 20:36:32 · answer #11 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋